Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Cellarite]

Singing his version of the Tom Jones classic
“Green green grass was too long at home”
I’m sure there are others.

Tom Jones you say?

I'm Coming Home - with one Covid title to my name.
Funny, Familiar, Forgotten Feeling - when City pip them again.
It's Not Unusual - see above.
You Can Leave Your Hat On - you look like a **** in your baseball cap.
One Day Soon - the attention seeking fucker will be out of English football.
I Won't Crumble With You If You Fall - I'll hot foot it back to Germany.
Help Yourself - to the snidey tickets for finals.
With These Hands - we can prevent City goals at Anfield and nobody will do a fucking thing about it.
You Need Love Like I Do - or more accurately, attention.
No Hole In My Head - don't fucking tempt us.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Mourinho at Liverpool would be the death of them.

Yeah, he'd have the same success as Brian Clough at Leeds. He'd start off by telling TAA he's going out on loan to Marine and twenty days later they are looking for another manager!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Tom Jones you say?

I'm Coming Home - with one Covid title to my name.
Funny, Familiar, Forgotten Feeling - when City pip them again.
It's Not Unusual - see above.
You Can Leave Your Hat On - you look like a **** in your baseball cap.
One Day Soon - the attention seeking fucker will be out of English football.
I Won't Crumble With You If You Fall - I'll hot foot it back to Germany.
Help Yourself - to the snidey tickets for finals.
With These Hands - we can prevent City goals at Anfield and nobody will do a fucking thing about it.
You Need Love Like I Do - or more accurately, attention.
No Hole In My Head - don't fucking tempt us.

Good work there Cellars :-)

 

[KS55]

Yeah, he'd have the same success as Brian Clough at Leeds. He'd start off by telling TAA he's going out on loan to Marine and twenty days later they are looking for another manager!

TAA isn’t good enough for Marine.

 

[69FACUPfinal]

TAA isn’t good enough for Marine.

He is an absolute Grade A Tront Alexander #ClasslessTwunt - was winding Fulham fans up after he scored. Has a habit of doing that, rather like the annual routine of rinse and repeat missing out on the fabled Quad...

 

[laserblue]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He is an absolute Grade A Tront Alexander #ClasslessTwunt - was winding Fulham fans up after he scored. Has a habit of doing that, rather like the annual routine of rinse and repeat missing out on the fabled Quad...

Isn’t the shushing finger thing his current goal celebration? He did the same against us.

It’s shit either way!

 

[Kippax77]

Has anyone else noticed to huge backlash by the media to the Forest statement ?
When the dippers did it, not a word.

The cartel don't just run football, they control the media too.
It all needs striping back and deep cleansing

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

The cartel don't just run football, they control the media too.
It all needs striping back and deep cleansing

The media are scared shitlless of calling them out. Just ask Colin Maffham.

 

[johnevans]

Tom Jones you say?

I'm Coming Home - with one Covid title to my name.
Funny, Familiar, Forgotten Feeling - when City pip them again.
It's Not Unusual - see above.
You Can Leave Your Hat On - you look like a **** in your baseball cap.
One Day Soon - the attention seeking fucker will be out of English football.
I Won't Crumble With You If You Fall - I'll hot foot it back to Germany.
Help Yourself - to the snidey tickets for finals.
With These Hands - we can prevent City goals at Anfield and nobody will do a fucking thing about it.
You Need Love Like I Do - or more accurately, attention.
No Hole In My Head - don't fucking tempt us.

Might I offer 'The Young New Allerton (Mexican) Puppeteer' for your list?.. if only because The Anfield Road Formation Brick Throwers' Society has got the PL, PGMOL, UEFA, the Media etc all dangling on a string and complying with anything wanted by that God-awful club..?