Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Protein Junkie]

He gave him a friendly pat on the back, what more do you want?

Tront does play with a friendly Pat on his back

 

[SebastianBlue]

Remember when they were calling him the best right back in the world because he popped up and scored against City? This was despite Doku rinsing him all game.

For me TAA is a Beckham type player: his own fans love him because he occasionally does the spectacular after trying 100 times, but most everyone else sees that he is actually a pretty poor player overall that needs others to constantly cover his weaknesses and the players ahead of him to be lethal in order to convert his hundreds of hit-and-hope crosses. But, because he is English, and plays for one of the "historic" clubs, he is hyped as world class. TAA is the very definition of a highlights reel player.

Far less successful in terms of trophies than even Beckham, though, which says a lot.

 

[kaz7]

"Take it! Take it! Take it! I love it! Get in! The charge is over! The charge is done! Farewell, Klopp!"

Neighbours: She should really just get better batteries rather than throwing her rabbit down to the floor whenever it runs out of juice.

Ha, my neighbour is an eighty year old perve , i am convinced he listens through the wall with a glass lol

 

[SebastianBlue]

Ha, my neighbour is an eighty year old perve , i am convinced he listens through the wall with a glass lol

At 80 years-old can you blame him?

It would be like begrudging Liverpool fans celebrating winning the League Cup.

You have to allow them some small morsel of joy in their otherwise miserable lives...

Or do you? ;-)

 

[eyalluvitt]

 

[Gazza]

I wonder if uk gold will get the rights for the end of season documentary

or the History Channel.

 

[hertsblue]

Note their starting team last night cost just under 500 million. Not bad for the “i’ll never spend big” hypocrite

 

[roman totale]

As per, Gerbil Van Prick resorts to blaming his teammates suggesting they take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror - like he does every day, kisses it a few time then does his hair.

Reminds me of the old Archie Gemmill quote about Graeme Souness. “If he was a chocolate drop, he’d eat himself”.
At least Souness won things though and that Liverpool side were generally a bearable bunch.

 

[meeesh]

That's not being bad at defending, mate. As you say, we all knew he has always been a poor defender.

What he did was not even bothering to try to defend. Plenty of bad defenders would have done far better than that--they'd have at least made an effort. FFS, Bernie would have had at least tried to get between the Everton player and the ball or put him off his run.

And my comment about his crossing was about him being distracted by imagined glory as he spams crosses in the box as he always does in games.

Well we will both come to the same conclusion in the end, he's a ****, a shit **** at that

 

[SebastianBlue]

Well we will both come to the same conclusion in the end, he's a ****, a shit **** at that

That we do fully agree on.