Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[RadcliffeRick]

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Didn't see the same reaction to this kung fu , head high , clearance from the Liverpool fans or the media , that we saw for the Jeremy Doku challenge on McAllister.

Looks like the invisible man was being pleasured in that picture.

 

[bluejon]

This is comedy fucking gold. It appears the dippers have managed to quantify just how much more it means. Five times apparently. And then it just dissolves into complete fantasy.
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/five-times-more-jurgen-klopp-29130114

 

[Jordie]

The so-called "fans" sending threats to Darwin Nunez are Liverpool fans. My husband is absolutely and utterly disgusted to hear about this and we have many friends who are also Liverpool fans who agree. Any person who abuses a player and threatens their family like that are not football fans, they are fucking scumbag liverpool fans.

If they go the games, the club should give them a permanent ban.

;-)

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

BBC headline: Van Dijk wants to be part of Liverpool transition​

Apparently he wants to identify as a centre back.

I took that as meaning he wants to be sold.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I took that as meaning he wants to be sold.

He does look like he's in transition.

From a bloke into a woman

 

[ancoats]

This is comedy fucking gold. It appears the dippers have managed to quantify just how much more it means. Five times apparently. And then it just dissolves into complete fantasy.
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/five-times-more-jurgen-klopp-29130114

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"I really think there's a Liverpool way,"

Yep that's about right, 5 times more fans without tickets in the ground

 

[At-Swim-Two-Birds]

I took that as meaning he wants to be sold.

I'm sure he is dusting down his CV along with the rest of the squad.

 

[Vienna_70]

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"I really think there's a Liverpool way,"

Yep that's about right, 5 times more fans without tickets in the ground

He’s right.

The Liverpool Way is in Knowsley.

 

[freshie]

Coping mechanism if you've only won one title whilst your rivals have swept up 5

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Looks like the invisible man was being pleasured in that picture.

I had to look twice ;)