Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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bigA said:
All these scouse cunts who keep bleating about how we should give them the titles we won by "cheating", here's one for them. They won their Champions League games by "cheating". How come they will say. Simple, the pitch dimension for all senior UEFA competitions have a MINIMUM size of 105m x 68m. Anfields pitch dimensions are 101m x 68m, therefore they fall below the minimum standards required for the competition. That is why Anfield has not been considered as a venue for Euro 2028 matches as the pitch dimensions fall foul of UEFA's regulations

They've played all those "historic and glorious" matches on a pitch 4 metres too short, including a victory in a quarter final against us. If this would have been City winning at the Etihad with that sized pitch, you can put your mortgage on those scouse twats getting the measuring tapes out and crying to UEFA demanding us thrown out of the competition for cheating.
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No wonder they've been able to run around like fucking Duracell bunnies at home...
 
Scaley said:
Just working my way through The Third Policemen, I’m halfway through and still haven’t got a clue what’s going on!
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You have to read it twice.Don,t know if you have reached the bit where the theory of atoms is being discussed,but it goes summat like this;everything is made of atoms.If you ride a bike regularly,your arse and the bike seat will exchange atoms,therefore your bike becomes part human and you become part bike.
Let me know when you've finished it.
 
dobingsdobber said:
You have to read it twice.Don,t know if you have reached the bit where the theory of atoms is being discussed,but it goes summat like this;everything is made of atoms.If you ride a bike regularly,your arse and the bike seat will exchange atoms,therefore your bike becomes part human and you become part bike.
Let me know when you've finished it.
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one of the theories contained within quantum mechanics...love The Third Policeman...couldn't put it down, so in theory I became book and book became me...
 
Liverpool chairman Tom Werner has outlined his determination for a Premier League match to be played in New York as part of a "crazy idea" to take the competition on the road around the globe for one matchday.

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jrb said:
Liverpool chairman Tom Werner has outlined his determination for a Premier League match to be played in New York as part of a "crazy idea" to take the competition on the road around the globe for one matchday.

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So Liverpool want to play matches abroad, presumably to boost sales for their sponsor who is funding terrorism.

Quick, can we run another article about how City are ruining football? Maybe dock Everton a few more points?
 
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