Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[bennyboy]

Surely that can't be real? Surely it's a wind up?

Dead giveaway for me is that reference to Melwood being 'steeped in folklore (where) great managers from Bill Shankly..'

Everybody knows that the copy should read:

'Melwood is steeped in folklore and where Bill Shankly was banned from coming back to after he retired as Liverpool manager'..

The rags must have wished they were big enough to do it with bacon face.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Who have the Dips got tonight under the Anfield lights ?

 

[Vienna_70]

The football imbecile asked me this morning, if I could remember Jimmy Case.

"Yes," I replied.

"How great a player was he?"

"The problem was, back then, we only had one live match a season; the FA Cup final."

"But you had Match of the Day."

"Yes. It was only highlights."

"How good that midfield of Case, Souness and McDermott must have been."

"And all bought with Littlewoods money!"

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Oh what a night , watching City on a Wednesday night you play Thursday 'cos your f*cking shite , Oh what a night :)

 

[1961_vintage]

How can people watch Sané play tonight and want him back?

Objects in the rear view mirror always appear larger than they really are.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Who have the Dips got tonight under the Anfield lights ?

It’s the regional finals for the world fountain pissing and candle shagging championships.

 

[Indaparkside]

Some lovely countries to visit in the Thursday night competition

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Some lovely countries to visit in the Thursday night competition

Not when they're infested.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Thursday nights, are eurooooopa nights.

 

[Dirty Harry]

The football imbecile asked me this morning, if I could remember Jimmy Case.

"Yes," I replied.

"How great a player was he?"

"The problem was, back then, we only had one live match a season; the FA Cup final."

"But you had Match of the Day."

"Yes. It was only highlights."

"How good that midfield of Case, Souness and McDermott must have been."

"And all bought with Littlewoods money!"

Must be a great fan, so much so, he forgets to include a certain ‘Ray Kennedy’ in that midfield, you should remind him next time mate ;-)