Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Blue Mist]

Me and the mrs share the housework

Me and my missus have just shared 5 pints of Joey Holts bitter.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Just read a really comical post on Facebook from some Liverpool fan pledging solidarity with Everton but wants the book thrown at City so Stevie G could get his medal

A comical post from a Liverpool fan? Don't believe you.

 

[asgoodasitgets]

Me and my missus have just shared 5 pints of Joey Holts bitter.

Mate
Your half counts . Don’t let them take your glory away

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

Cunts - that's all

 

[Bald fraud]

There was an article in the Guardian today which pointed out that Klopp's record in 12.30 kick offs after International Games is actually better than his overall record. They should be rejoicing, not whining.

In fact they've only been beaten twice in these games, and both of those were at the Etihad - the games they'd be least expected to win all season.

The toothy fucker isn’t daft. Constantly putting pressure on officials before games

 

[Shirley]

Me and my missus have just shared 5 pints of Joey Holts bitter.

Beware of Holtseimers…

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Me and the mrs share the housework

Jim Ratcliffe is soon going to be sharing ownership at the swamp.

 

[Oldtraffordblue1]

A comical post from a Liverpool fan? Don't believe you.

Brendan Burns would like to see the evidence too!

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

I work with scouse prisoners and they've been insufferable this week. I've heard scorelines ranging from 3-1 to 7-0 to them. Not the brightest bunch!

Scouse prisoners…..can you narrow it down a bit, no idea which area of Liverpool you work in

 

[SSBlue]

So you reference 3-2-1. Bastid!
Everyone knows ( well us FOC really) had booby prize of a bin.
Bin as in looking for dead cats as a treat.
Yes, you’re poverty shaming those cheeky little rascals. Twat.

So ... our clue tonight is Jurgen Klopp. Klopp of course is a German, you take the AN from German and you get germ, a germ is a type of bacteria, you find bacteria in pubic hair, pubic hair also known as minge, the answer tonight is that Jurgen Klopp is a ****!