Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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Vain Dick in the papers today questioning whether his teammates have the desire to win - is this bloke for real or what? He's been putting in half-hearted shifts for the past couple of years, what fucking right does he have to ask a question like that?
Yes, there are many in the team that have been lacklustre, disinterested and downright lazy, but he should know more than any others that he too has been going through the motions week after week.

It would be great to have a compilation video of his 'best' moments in the last 18 months or so, when he's been caught in possession, when he's played an attacker onside, or when he's totally lost his man and then saunters slowly back to his position, berating his colleagues for not doing the job he was supposed to be doing.

You're a spent force, Vain Dick. You were on your last legs a year ago and things have gotten progressively worse since. Let us hope the new man offers you another contract to stay.
 
jimharri said:
Work will be enjoyable today. After we got knocked out by Real Madrid, the dippers were yapping like those annoying Yorkshire terriers. They'll have disappeared "like a fart in the wind" (with due acknowledgement to Warden Norton) this morning.
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The got knocked out of the Uefa cup the day after, what did they have to yap about and they got battered by Atalanta.
 
With them effectively out of the title race (yes I know) the vast majority of fans whoever they support will be mightily relieved and grateful to Everton, it was all set up like some mawkish fairy tale, the farewell tour, vanquishing their enemies, mark my words there would be films made of it, songs written, poems the whole lot, and it would be shoved in the collative faces of everyone, Klop would be elevated to near sainthood, and now they are just falling apart it's wonderful to see, I hope that this will teach them some humility but I very much doubt it
 
Ducado said:
With them effectively out of the title race (yes I know) the vast majority of fans whoever they support will be mightily relieved and grateful to Everton, it was all set up like some mawkish fairy tale, the farewell tour, vanquishing their enemies, mark my words there would be films made of it, songs written, poems the whole lot, and it would be shoved in the collative faces of everyone, Klop would be elevated to near sainthood, and now they are just falling apart it's wonderful to see, I hope that this will teach them some humility but I very much doubt it
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Their crushing misery is a thing to behold, compounded by Everton staying in the league, them losing the league and City winning the league.

Fuck them till their bones are dry !!
 
KentBlue said:
Vain Dick in the papers today questioning whether his teammates have the desire to win - is this bloke for real or what? He's been putting in half-hearted shifts for the past couple of years, what fucking right does he have to ask a question like that?
Yes, there are many in the team that have been lacklustre, disinterested and downright lazy, but he should know more than any others that he too has been going through the motions week after week.

It would be great to have a compilation video of his 'best' moments in the last 18 months or so, when he's been caught in possession, when he's played an attacker onside, or when he's totally lost his man and then saunters slowly back to his position, berating his colleagues for not doing the job he was supposed to be doing.

You're a spent force, Vain Dick. You were on your last legs a year ago and things have gotten progressively worse since. Let us hope the new man offers you another contract to stay.
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Not like a dipper to blame someone else
 
GaudinoMotors said:
People tend to act accordingly when and if unfortunate news is released. These well meaning rushes to be magnanimous - whilst admirable in some way, I suppose - are unnecessary in the absence of any factual evidence and appear a damp squib to taper the schadenfreude of the moment.
Nobody, I'm sure, wishes ill health, so kinda doesn't warrant saying. Unless some feel people do? - or an actual announcement made.
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He looks very sick....


















.....as a sick, sickly parrot !!
 
KentBlue said:
Vain Dick in the papers today questioning whether his teammates have the desire to win - is this bloke for real or what? He's been putting in half-hearted shifts for the past couple of years, what fucking right does he have to ask a question like that?
Yes, there are many in the team that have been lacklustre, disinterested and downright lazy, but he should know more than any others that he too has been going through the motions week after week.

It would be great to have a compilation video of his 'best' moments in the last 18 months or so, when he's been caught in possession, when he's played an attacker onside, or when he's totally lost his man and then saunters slowly back to his position, berating his colleagues for not doing the job he was supposed to be doing.

You're a spent force, Vain Dick. You were on your last legs a year ago and things have gotten progressively worse since. Let us hope the new man offers you another contract to stay.
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Runs away from the ball at The Bog when Quansah - young fellow-CB he’s supposed to look after - plays a bad sideways pass, allowing Rodent to lob the keeper from the half-way line. Only desire he showed there was to get away from the scene of an accident. But, yeah… everyone else’s fault. Nothing like having a born leader wearing the armband.
 
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Coatigan said:
Liverpool in advanced talks with dutch manager Arne Slot.

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I have mate who is a Blackburn fan, I remember all the shit he told me regarding how fucking deluded and shite this guy was yet all the media and fergie jumped to defend him saying how great of a manager he is and Blackburn fans are demons for wanting rid. Funny how he's never had another prem job since.
 
Seems they can only win the league if they get a massive lead and stay well ahead of teams below them!

What is it 900m spent in 8/9 years and two major trophies?! what other trophies has Klopp won there is it a league cup 1 fa cups?

Now is that a decent haul? Maybe it is with competitiveness of the league because we know Pep is a freak of a manager and when pep goes we might be happy with half dozen trophies in 8/9 years..
 
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