Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[citizen_maine]

 

[give it to gordon]

Lol

 

[Vienna_70]

But you can’t.

 

[citizen_maine]

But you can’t.

and neither could he

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I heard that if all the goals that have ever been scored from outside the area counted double, then the scouse fans would still be a bunch of boring whinging pricks whose only tactic for winning anything is a lorryload of "what-about-ery".

 

[KentBlue]

More 'If's than Rudyard Kipling ever knew existed.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Thing that really gets to them is their Covid premiership with the huge asterix beside it. Remember that one??, no me neither like everyone else.

That must be quite gaulling…

 

[Bozo]

Ha ha ha
Crazy thing about this is 99% of the replies agree with the twat - there was one lone voice asking if his being quiet has anything to do with his predictions being completely wrong!
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Whatever happened to you'll never walk alone?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Those four where they choked?
As opposed to the two where they didn’t…

 

[super_city_si]

Those four where they choked?
As opposed to the two where they didn’t…

And one of those was cos it was Spursy

 

[Vienna_70]

And one of those was cos it was Spursy

I can think of another, but only just.

About 11mm.

 

[MillisleBlue]

Ha ha ha
Crazy thing about this is 99% of the replies agree with the twat - there was one lone voice asking if his being quiet has anything to do with his predictions being completely wrong!
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Dangerously unstable.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I can think of another, but only just.

About 11mm.

Dicked by the equivalent of a micropenis…

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Whatever happened to you'll never walk alone?

Loris Karius is still walking alone apparently, oh, and avoiding death threats.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Waddya mean?

It’s the bestest trophy in the world, la.

Biggest trophy in football for the last 3 years. It didn't amount to diddly squat for the 4 years before that.

 

[tommybooth]

Fuck me. Are they Dr Who with a time machine?

 

[oldius]

Choked on a shoestring.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

My days are always better when I think of the misery,anxiety,frustration and suffering of #NeverCenturiansorTreble WinnersSpursyPool fans.

Manchester thanks you Sheikh Mansour.

DELICIOUS !!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I'm actually a bit gutted they're not doing the parade for bingo's milk cup, it would've been piss funny, like when they obviously rapidly peeled the stickers off the quadruple one leaving massive gaps the other year. Funny as fuck.

 

[manimanc]