Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[half & half derby scarf]

In fairness to the cunts, it was a definite penalty yesterday they were denied for the handball.....oh well

Was never a pen in a million years. The guy just slipped. Mind you Grealish in the cup final was even less of a pen and was given. No consistency whatsoever. No wonder the ref's have given up.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Yeah, I actually think Pep could do a great job with him. Also, and I might have to don my tin hat here, I quite like him as a person. He often speaks well of our players. Give me him over that horrible twat Robertson every day of the week.

Decent player.
I've never heard him speak.

 

[lasereyes]

Decent player.
I've never heard him speak.

Decent cross. Woeful defender. Worse than Trippier

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bluemoon32]

8

 

[jimharri]

Yeah, I actually think Pep could do a great job with him. Also, and I might have to don my tin hat here, I quite like him as a person. He often speaks well of our players. Give me him over that horrible twat Robertson every day of the week.

Hate to say it, but yeah; off the pitch, he seems okay-ish. Considering. Yeah, he did the shushing thing at our place recently, but that doesn't unduly bother me. If one of our mercenaries scores a last minute winner at cultfield, and does the same in front of the Kop, he'll be a legend on here.

The hype that surrounds him is ridiculous, mind.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Look at the disgusting amount of froth on that head.
Mind you the pint is not much better.

 

[Pell]

Why is Harold Shipman on a pint glass?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Come on Vinny!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Just watched Ricky Gervais’ latest Netflix offering.

He loves his cat but when he lets it out the cat comes back with something horrible - last time it brought home a scouser with herpes.

Pissed my sides laughing at that one.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Just watched Ricky Gervais’ latest Netflix offering.

He loves his cat but when he lets it out the cat comes back with something horrible - last time it brought home a scouser with herpes.

Pissed my sides laughing at that one.

A couple of years back, I was having a drink with a mate and his scouse brother-in-law. The B-I-L kept telling us the bar man has Herpes, which puzzled us both. Eventually, it dawned on us he was going on about the man wearing a hairpiece.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Klopp is now a fully integrated Scouser.

Full victim mode with the questions from Dan Walker and Rachel Finnis Brown. Walker had to say to him they were asking questions not having a go.

 

[Brendan110_0]

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Look at the disgusting amount of froth on that head.
Mind you the pint is not much better.

That's kind of put me off my favourite beer, hopefully that was pre red bin dippers.

 

[bluemoon32]

That's kind of put me off my favourite beer, hopefully that was pre red bin dippers.

No, it's more recent, he's got his Turkey teeth in

 

[TinFoilHat]

Bingo on a Peleton should be reported to the ASA.

If it was true to life he'd have smashed the tablet and blamed the bike for his underperformance.

 

[plattlanebenches]

Has anyone been arrested for chucking stuff at the rag coach yet?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

That's kind of put me off my favourite beer, hopefully that was pre red bin dippers.

It's a shame as I love erdinger, but I'm afraid it's now on the bitter Bert 'list' along with crown paint, sharp electrical products, and Vodafone

 

[blue b4 the moon]

PR overdrive today...make the lads day as they've done twice but do it with dignity (I know).

 

[cheekybids]

Im getting a bit sick of the 1 title in 30 year jibes…. It’s 1 in 33 you scouse cunts!

 

[ballbag]

Horrible, murdering, victim cunts.