Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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Classic thought bank.
THE LIVERPOOL THOUGHT BANK said:
This summer, Jurgen Klopp missed out on a 185 million worth of transfer targets in Caicedo and Lavia. And Klopp is still sitting on top of the table because he filled that giant hole in his transfer plans by singing Wataru Endo for 18 million instead (1/10th of what was planned). In a season where Liverpool was expected to finish in top 4 at best, Klopp is competing for a title against Guardiola (who gets to sign any player he wants with an open chequebook) and Arteta (who was given the freedom to buy a Declan Rice for 105 million even though he has only won 1 FA Cup in 5 years).

The tactical acumen of Klopp is on another level compared to the other two. There's no way Guardiola or Arteta could have taken this Liverpool team into a title race this season. I think it takes a very biased eye to miss that.
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This one stands out in a sea of complete contradictory delusional bollocks as a bit special. He acknowledges they attempted to spend £115 million on caicedo before being rejected in favour of midtable chelsea but then describes the amateur hour scenario that saw them willing to spend £115 million on a player they hadn't even made sure wanted to actually come as some kind of moral victory over arsenal who did spend that kind of money on a player that wanted to sign for them and of course open chequebook pep who this guy cannot go 2 posts without mentioning. Seems like a banker for a future date now this guy has started deleting some of the more laughable posts.

Never fails to make me laugh out loud, Netflix should give them their own stand up special.
 
ninjamonkey said:
Classic thought bank.

This one stands out in a sea of complete contradictory delusional bollocks as a bit special. He acknowledges they attempted to spend £115 million on caicedo before being rejected in favour of midtable chelsea but then describes the amateur hour scenario that saw them willing to spend £115 million on a player they hadn't even made sure wanted to actually come as some kind of moral victory over arsenal who did spend that kind of money on a player that wanted to sign for them and of course open chequebook pep who this guy cannot go 2 posts without mentioning. Seems like a banker for a future date now this guy has started deleting some of the more laughable posts.

Never fails to make me laugh out loud, Netflix should give them their own stand up special.
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The Dipper Thought Wank.
So many contradictions in that pile of written diarrhoea.
Not hard to find.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
And here they go playing the victim

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Yet the BBC report clearly shows why footage from Paris was used.
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No it was those pesky Chelsea fans.

Maybe it was the fans from the Euros who pushed old people in fountains, smashed our coach up and put rival fans in hospital.

Easy mistake to make.

(Meanwhile nobody yet arrested for smashing the windows on the rags coach and nobody arrested for wrecking our coach many years ago, under the watchful eye of scouse plod on surveillance video and many mobile phones videoing the incident.....cunts the lot of them...)
 
As i have said before the common denominator is that they are always involved, yeah they can blame everyone else as they frequently and consistently do but the fact is this whenever there is trouble they are always involved and that is why despite their constant whining and bleating and insistence that they should always be apologised to everybody knows exactly what they are and will always be and that is scum.
 
As much as I would like to believe that all dipper fans are inarticulate, brainless morons, that is obviously not the case. There must be thousands of their supporters that would never lower themselves to RAWK's levels because, like the majority of us, they just want to talk football with anyone and everyone. They want to discuss the merits or otherwise of players, clubs, managers and so on. In other words they are fans of the game who just happen to be fans of that particular club - a club where one of their forums is called RAWK, and the only membership criteria is that you must have been lobotomised by a chimpanzee with Tourette's within the last 24 hours.

Surely the more rational and level-headed dipper fans out there would boycott a forum like RAWK? In fact they'd probably want to pretend it even exists. I certainly would if I knew of a City forum where the collective IQ of its members was in single figures.
 
KentBlue said:
As much as I would like to believe that all dipper fans are inarticulate, brainless morons, that is obviously not the case. There must be thousands of their supporters that would never lower themselves to RAWK's levels because, like the majority of us, they just want to talk football with anyone and everyone. They want to discuss the merits or otherwise of players, clubs, managers and so on. In other words they are fans of the game who just happen to be fans of that particular club - a club where one of their forums is called RAWK, and the only membership criteria is that you must have been lobotomised by a chimpanzee with Tourette's within the last 24 hours.

Surely the more rational and level-headed dipper fans out there would boycott a forum like RAWK? In fact they'd probably want to pretend it even exists. I certainly would if I knew of a City forum where the collective IQ of its members was in single figures.
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If fans only judged fan bases on forums then no fan base comes across as well, there is a reason pleny on ex forum members of here, and other city forums (long term SC holders too) and opposition fans call this place bluemoan and another more derogitarty term, and Red Cafe is called sad cafe (cause its full of sad rag bastards) etc

All forums can have some of the best opinions but also some of the worst takes and nutjob comments.


I will say though here all batshit posts and posts that dissagree with each other or critical of the club/fans are reasonably allowed to happen, RAWK is like the stassi any negative or contradictary to the forum narrative posts are usaully removed or locked and everyone has to conform to the forums pro red scouse narrative and not criticise unless permitted the club/fans/manager
 
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KentBlue said:
Definitely. But that place has to be the worst - at least it's the worst that I am aware of. The majority of them are seriously deluded and seem to exist in a vacuum of their own creation.

Utterly bizarre.
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See my edit
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I will say though here all batshit posts and posts that dissagree with each other or critical of the club/fans are reasonably allowed to happen, RAWK is like the stassi any negative or contradictary to the forum narrative posts are usaully removed or locked and everyone has to conform to the forums pro red scouse narrative and not criticise unless permitted the club/fans/manager"
 
KentBlue said:
As much as I would like to believe that all dipper fans are inarticulate, brainless morons, that is obviously not the case. There must be thousands of their supporters that would never lower themselves to RAWK's levels because, like the majority of us, they just want to talk football with anyone and everyone. They want to discuss the merits or otherwise of players, clubs, managers and so on. In other words they are fans of the game who just happen to be fans of that particular club - a club where one of their forums is called RAWK, and the only membership criteria is that you must have been lobotomised by a chimpanzee with Tourette's within the last 24 hours.

Surely the more rational and level-headed dipper fans out there would boycott a forum like RAWK? In fact they'd probably want to pretend it even exists. I certainly would if I knew of a City forum where the collective IQ of its members was in single figures.
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While in theory i agree, that lot are not just a different breed, they are a different species, i have never spoken to one who wants to talk football unless its to tell them that liverpool are the greatest football team ever and klopp is the best manager ever et al, they are the weirdest set of people/fans i have ever met to a person, more of a cult than a fanbase all they want to hear is that liverpool is the greatest place, football club ever and if you dare say anything different then you are wrong as nothing they ever do is bad and you must apologise.

Case in point have you ever heard a scouser any scouser say that liverpool fans could potentially take a portion of blame for anything or is it always always the police, the media, the other fans fault.
 
Mr Kobayashi said:
Almost all TVs for the past 15 years plus turn themselves off after a period of inactivity. She's talking bollocks.
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If I turn my telly off at night then turn it on it opens on the last channel that I watched, which is what she said tbf, switched off the telly with ITV on switched it back on ITV was the channel it opened

Assuming she was watching through a virgin/sky box though as if freeview it would have opened on bbc one and so shes talking bollocks
 
It's cold and windy. It will be shite at the Etihad today, the wind whistling between the empty seats, no atmosphere. I'm not sure why I'm going, we'll only win because the ref will give us a very dodgy penalty and let Rodri off for 4 tactical fouls without a booking. Mind you, I love watching the ref look over to get Pep's permission to play the advantage rather than give the foul.
Just think how shit we'd be if it wasn't so bent.
 
KentBlue said:
As much as I would like to believe that all dipper fans are inarticulate, brainless morons, that is obviously not the case. There must be thousands of their supporters that would never lower themselves to RAWK's levels because, like the majority of us, they just want to talk football with anyone and everyone. They want to discuss the merits or otherwise of players, clubs, managers and so on. In other words they are fans of the game who just happen to be fans of that particular club - a club where one of their forums is called RAWK, and the only membership criteria is that you must have been lobotomised by a chimpanzee with Tourette's within the last 24 hours.

Surely the more rational and level-headed dipper fans out there would boycott a forum like RAWK? In fact they'd probably want to pretend it even exists. I certainly would if I knew of a City forum where the collective IQ of its members was in single figures.
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I haven’t met a Liverpool supporter IRL in the past 15 odd years (memory) who hasn’t come across as a complete blinkered, biased idiot when it comes to football. That includes 2 extended family members whom I didn’t know support Liverpool until a Christmas do this year. Up to that point for all the many years I’d known them, they were sound people, football had not come up… and then wham… straight into 1150 points deduction (this was just after Everton 10 points reduction), I laughed it off and asked them to name a single one of the 115… they couldn’t… I then said what about the £50m FFP dodge to dig a spadeful of dirt for a new stadium… blank looks.

Until you know and acknowledge the skeletons in your own clubs history, then other fans can STFU
 
manimanc said:
No it was those pesky Chelsea fans.

Maybe it was the fans from the Euros who pushed old people in fountains, smashed our coach up and put rival fans in hospital.

Easy mistake to make.

(Meanwhile nobody yet arrested for smashing the windows on the rags coach and nobody arrested for wrecking our coach many years ago, under the watchful eye of scouse plod on surveillance video and many mobile phones videoing the incident.....cunts the lot of them...)
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Not only under the watchful eye of the Police but letting them stand on their vans to get a better angle to throw projectiles at our coach.
 
JASR said:
I haven’t met a Liverpool supporter IRL in the past 15 odd years (memory) who hasn’t come across as a complete blinkered, biased idiot when it comes to football. That includes 2 extended family members whom I didn’t know support Liverpool until a Christmas do this year. Up to that point for all the many years I’d known them, they were sound people, football had not come up… and then wham… straight into 1150 points deduction (this was just after Everton 10 points reduction), I laughed it off and asked them to name a single one of the 115… they couldn’t… I then said what about the £50m FFP dodge to dig a spadeful of dirt for a new stadium… blank looks.

Until you know and acknowledge the skeletons in your own clubs history, then other fans can STFU
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you mean you brought up liverpool misdemeanours and the scousers didnt know about them, nah not having that theyre always aware of their own clubs bullshi.....oh wait
 
JASR said:
I haven’t met a Liverpool supporter IRL in the past 15 odd years (memory) who hasn’t come across as a complete blinkered, biased idiot when it comes to football. That includes 2 extended family members whom I didn’t know support Liverpool until a Christmas do this year. Up to that point for all the many years I’d known them, they were sound people, football had not come up… and then wham… straight into 1150 points deduction (this was just after Everton 10 points reduction), I laughed it off and asked them to name a single one of the 115… they couldn’t… I then said what about the £50m FFP dodge to dig a spadeful of dirt for a new stadium… blank looks.

Until you know and acknowledge the skeletons in your own clubs history, then other fans can STFU
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They are clearly idiots as they thought we had 1150 charges and not 115.
 
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