Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Nellies left peg]

That's his name. And it's quicker than typing his lengthy double barrelled surname

Show some respect and use his full name Trent Alexander Arsehole

 

[chris85mcfc]

Any chance Luton can get a result tonight? Liverpool without so many players. Alison, trent, Jones, jota, salah, nunez all out.

Why are they all out? Are some of them just niggles or are we talking weeks out?

I knew about Allison TAA and Jota but didn't realise they had the others as well.

Luton are a very mobile team, but just can't see anything other than a comfortable home win.

Edit: just realised it's cup final on Sunday so probably resting a few. Big risk from Klopp looking at that side.

 

[CTIDANDREW]

I wonder if we will hear the announcers for tonight say "Virgil cost more then the entire Luton Town Squad line"....or if that is only saved for when City play nowadays.

Can't wait to hear about how pluky little Liverpool have to fight thier way through injuries to beat big bad Luton.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Why are they all out? Are some of them just niggles or are we talking weeks out?

I knew about Allison TAA and Jota but didn't realise they had the others as well.

Luton are a very mobile team, but just can't see anything other than a comfortable home win.

Edit: just realised it's cup final on Sunday so probably resting a few. Big risk from Klopp looking at that side.

Old klipperty knows they’ll get a pen or a dodgy var decision to help them so feels it’s low risk resting his better players..

 

[ninjamonkey]

They getba lot of luck in terms of when they pick up injuries, hardly ever missing substantial players when the big games come along. No chance of Luton getting anything tonight. Consider it a success if they keep the score down.

 

[Aba452]

Smarmy bouffant haired cwnt on the local news was at pains to point out the ferals have a whole XI out injured.


Thoughts & candles etc.

 

[heslops barnet]

Smarmy bouffant haired cwnt on the local news was at pains to point out the ferals have a whole XI out injured.


Thoughts & candles etc.

Twats will still win…..

 

[Aba452]

If only the real Darwen Nunez would turn up!

 

[bluke]

Expect every early foul by a Luton player to be punished with a booking.

 

[hertsblue]

Expect every early foul by a Luton player to be punished with a booking.

And Endo to escape at least 2 yellows before being booked

 

[Vienna_70]

Apparently, Littlewoods have sent back 3 000 tickets for Sunday’s final.

 

[citizen_maine]

Apparently, Littlewoods have sent back 3 000 tickets for Sunday’s final.

Is that from the 3000 jibbers?

 

[bluenova]

Apparently, Littlewoods have sent back 3 000 tickets for Sunday’s final.

To be fair, they have won everything™ already, so it's not a surprise if they're bored of success.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is that from the 3000 jibbers?

Must be.

 

[M18CTID]

Apparently, Littlewoods have sent back 3 000 tickets for Sunday’s final.

I doubt that very much tbh. Chelsea have received additional tickets but they’ll be out of the neutral allocation. Liverpool will probably received extra tickets as well. Fans often assume when they get extra tickets then it’s out of the opposition allocation. Dickhead United fans were at it before the FA Cup Final last season (as if we couldn’t sell out an FA Cup Final against that lot ffs!), ignoring the fact that we got extra tickets as well.

 

[Toffeedude]

I hope Spitty Carragher will be going nuts about their celebrations afetr the game.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

How are they scoring so many with no strikers fit? We simply must NOT give up against these cunts ..fight till the death blues. Something has to give , it's physically impossible to keep this up in 4 comps till the end

Unless of course...

 

[Shirley]

Trent?

Stoke on…

 

[paulchapo]

How are they scoring so many with no strikers fit? We simply must NOT give up against these cunts ..fight till the death blues. Something has to give , it's physically impossible to keep this up in 4 comps till the end

Unless of course...

They still had Diaz and Gapko.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

They still had Diaz and Gapko.

Gapko is wank