Liverpool Thread | 2025/26

[Vienna_70]

I can with the utmost embarrassment on behalf of my fellow countrymen inform you that this most likely takes place in Norway. No big surprise I know but please remember we also provided some good things to the World, like that big fellow on a 10 year contract.

And the little guy, who broke his leg in August last year.

Oh and Silje Nergaard.

 

[Vienna_70]

They’ve hit a rocky patch of form at the moment, they can however take comfort that they have City at Anfield in a a couple of weekends time. I’m sure we will oblige showing them too much respect.

If you go to Klanfield on 9th November, you’ll be the only one there.

The game is at Etihad.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

If you go to Klanfield on 9th November, you’ll be the only one there.

The game is at Etihad.

Oops yes correct, need to put that non performance we turned in at the Etihad last season. City’s record at home to Liverpool has been good prior to that.

 

[jimharri]

I can with the utmost embarrassment on behalf of my fellow countrymen inform you that this most likely takes place in Norway. No big surprise I know but please remember we also provided some good things to the World, like that big fellow on a 10 year contract.

I saw it a while back, and seemed remember it was somewhere in Scandinavia, but couldn't recall which country. Brave of you to take ownership of it, though.



You forgot Oscar, by the way.

;-)

 

[bluetonium]

I know it's not very PC, and the woke crowd will slaughter me, but I thought this reply was hilarious.....

Is the chorus literally 'Dip de dip de dip"?

That would be breaking news - Liverpool fans decide to laugh at themselves rather than blame everyone else.

 

[Vienna_70]

Yep, and for a while it was a case of playing whoever was least injured.

Funniest thing about this Liverpool collapse is, goalkeeper aside, it's happening without any injuries impacting them. Just wait until they got a defensive injury or two in top of this.

Oh no, they have lots of injuries. Fletcher was crying about it last evening.

Nowhere near the scale of ours last season, but that seems to have passed them by.

 

[jimharri]

Apparently, in their last 25 games since March, they've lost 11 out of the last 25 games, and conceded 38 goals in that time.


#mentalitymonsters

 

[Stoned Rose]

He does nothing but point.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Sky doing one of their Utd autopsies but regarding the dippers this morning.

Plenty of excuses but one of them actually said, with a straight face, that Jota dying is a factor.

Don’t remember anyone mentioning that when they were top of league after 25 straight last minute penalty winners.

 

[Paul1970]

They won the league last season because Salah had the greatest ever season by an EPL player. He was never going to reach that level this season for a multitude of reasons.

He won them 68 percent of points last season so you could say one man team .

 

[KentBlue]

Brilliant!

said, with a straight face, that Jota dying is a factor.

This is going to be a part of the ever-growing myth that has been surrounding the dippers since their formation, that they are the only people in the whole universe that have ever suffered a tragedy. How lucky we ordinary folk are that none of us has had to grieve the loss of a family friend or relative, that we have never sat by the bedside of a dying loved one and watched as the last seconds of their lives are draining away before our very eyes.

Jota's loss of life will have been a tragedy to his family and close friends, it is nothing more than an inconvenience to the club that employed him.

Still, maybe one day in the far off future dipper fans will be able to see the wood for the trees, and maybe accept that bad things happen to all of us, not just a select few in and around Anfield.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Sky doing one of their Utd autopsies but regarding the dippers this morning.

Plenty of excuses but one of them actually said, with a straight face, that Jota dying is a factor.

Don’t remember anyone mentioning that when they were top of league after 25 straight last minute penalty winners.

Stephen Warnock did the same last week. Actually disgraceful weaponising a death like that, especially as the problem lies with players who never played with Jota, players who are no longer there and the inexorable ageing process for some that are - and so fuck all to do with that tragedy.

 

[chesterbells]

Stephen Warnock did the same last week. Actually disgraceful weaponising a death like that, especially as the problem lies with players who never played with Jota and the inexorable ageing process - and so fuck all to do with that tragedy.

Warnock. Stealing a living.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Sky doing one of their Utd autopsies but regarding the dippers this morning.

Plenty of excuses but one of them actually said, with a straight face, that Jota dying is a factor.

Don’t remember anyone mentioning that when they were top of league after 25 straight last minute penalty winners.

Stephen Warnock did the same last week. Actually disgraceful weaponising a death like that, especially as the problem lies with players who never played with Jota and the inexorable ageing process - and so fuck all to do with that tragedy.

It is downright repulsive. People dying should not be associated with the performance of a team, one way or the other.
But at the risk of going over the edge and being provocative… am I imagining it when I say that I get the impression that this phenomenon is associated with the fortunes of Liverpool Football Club pretty regularly?

 

[Blue Mist]

When Pep first arrived and won the league, the board let him down badly by failing to buy players in the following transfer window.
Slots been done in the same way, if only the board had backed him and given him some money to spend

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

I can with the utmost embarrassment on behalf of my fellow countrymen inform you that this most likely takes place in Norway. No big surprise I know but please remember we also provided some good things to the World, like that big fellow on a 10 year contract.

And the legal right to camp anywhere you like, so long as your spot is at least 100 yards (I think it was) from human habitation. I know, because I did it. Didn't even have a tent, just put out my sleeping bag, and slept on the grass (I was lucky with the rain). Felt completely safe, slept like a baby. Perhaps I was lucky…
Norway does, unfortunately, also have people like that utter piece of shit Anders Breivik. But then, where doesn't?

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

When Pep first arrived and won the league, the board let him down badly by failing to buy players in the following transfer window.
Slots been done in the same way, if only the board had backed him and given him some money to spend

Yeah, but they've always had to work on a shoestring budget, you know. Like when they bought that fella John Barnes for a bag of crisps…

 

[SWP's back]

Wheels are coming off. They were fortunate early in the season and that luck has run out.

A genuinely average, if not bad, team at the moment. Good thing theyve never spent a dime, or surely their squad cost would brought up be brought up by every pundit and announcer.

Long may it continue

They could very easily be sat on 4-6 points in all honesty.

 

[SWP's back]

How does the +3 in the first half become +5; and +7 in the second half become +11? Oh, silly me, the rule is play until Livarpool score.

Injuries

 

[SWP's back]

Didn't see the game, but just watching the highlights, I notice they scored their first goal 90 seconds after the injury time in the first half had run out, and the final whistle went 4 minutes after the already huge 7 minutes was up. I'm sure that's all above board though.

It was if you watched the whole thing yes. But they are still cunts.