Living situation advice

oman0115 said:
Good morning Mooners! My housemate has gone and fallen in love with someone, like to sickening levels. There is an additional catch, she lives 2000 miles away, and isn't qualified to live where we do, she told him she loved him after about 5 days and wants to plan the future with him, he is googo gagga and has been talking about marriage, after one month. I am seriously suspicious about her! Anyway, apparently she can be here for 90 out of 180 days, and it sounds like that is her game plan. He wants her to move into our place. He is a good mate, but I am not ok with this at all, she is annoying as hell and has imo a massive agenda. How would you handle it?
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Latest situation is he agrees it's not fair for her to move in, but they've been talking and were wondering if I could disappear for December so she can spend Christmas here haha.
 
oman0115 said:
Latest situation is he agrees it's not fair for her to move in, but they've been talking and were wondering if I could disappear for December so she can spend Christmas here haha.
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What could possibly go wrong.....
Apart from they sell all your stuff, change the locks and make you homeless.
But at least then you can........ brick the windows and torch the place. (and as she runs out of the burning house you can smash her back doors in for good measure)
 
oman0115 said:
Good morning Mooners! My housemate has gone and fallen in love with someone, like to sickening levels. There is an additional catch, she lives 2000 miles away, and isn't qualified to live where we do, she told him she loved him after about 5 days and wants to plan the future with him, he is googo gagga and has been talking about marriage, after one month. I am seriously suspicious about her! Anyway, apparently she can be here for 90 out of 180 days, and it sounds like that is her game plan. He wants her to move into our place. He is a good mate, but I am not ok with this at all, she is annoying as hell and has imo a massive agenda. How would you handle it?
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Right, seems your mate is fking stupid & if you agree to this,your more fking stupid,
5fking days,I presume on the internet
Go through with this,you gaff will be stripped bare,in time.
I guess she lives here with the rest off the con-gang,
Happened with a so called mate,lost the lot,bank account/furniture/fking clothes everything,
The cheeky c.nt left him with a box off wetwipes,
 
oman0115 said:
Latest situation is he agrees it's not fair for her to move in, but they've been talking and were wondering if I could disappear for December so she can spend Christmas here haha.
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Tell him you’re not fucking Santa Clause and to find his own place for xmas the cheeky ****.
 
peoffrey said:
I'm far from a jealous person but I don't like playing third wheel. I do it out of respect for the friend but it's awkward as hell when it's a couple and you. I'd rather four of us with Ms Peoffrey too.

I used to go to Jilly's Rock World with my friend and his fiancee most weekends. He was awful to her sometimes and she'd say things like "If I wasn't with him then I'd be with you in a heartbeat." She'd often have her tits pressed up against my arm at the time.
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Psychedelic Casual said:
How do people fall in love after 5 days? What a load of old shite!

Your mate is being had here, he needs his head testing!
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How do people fall in love after 5 days? What a load of old shite!

Fking idiots
Any bird says that to me Adios
Which some have in the past
Direct him to the ex German pornstar lookalike thread..
And carry on wanking,till he grows a pair
 
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