LOL dad's just come in..

[MCFCinUSA]

In a quagmire of shite, this thread is - well, the bleakest...

Seriously, even if Garry Cook himself told someone we were signing Messi this summer I still wouldn't believe it - and I certainly wouldn't post it on Bluemoon...

But my dad's mate the groundsman...PMSL...joke thread.

but haven't you heard of the whispering grass??

 

[kippax23]

whats your mates dad name

 

[baldybouncer]

I wouldn't be too quick to dismiss this yet.

Earlier this afternoon I was in bed with John when we had a phone call from Wes who was out on the Golf Course with Giggsy.

As we speak Mr Gill and Mr Ferguson are on the way to the Airport in the Limo with the Chloroform.

You naughty, naughty person you!

 

[birchwoodgingerste]

messi to city











only on fifa ;)

thats rubbish only on pro evolution!

 

[VOOMER]

messi to city

No he does once you've won two epl's on the trot and the champions league,

Sad I know, but I just had to let you all know.










only on fifa ;)

Dono about fifa but he wont even sign on football manager 2010.

 

[hgblue]

In a quagmire of shite, this thread is - well, the bleakest...

Seriously, even if Garry Cook himself told someone we were signing Messi this summer I still wouldn't believe it - and I certainly wouldn't post it on Bluemoon...

But my dad's mate the groundsman...PMSL...joke thread.

So you're saying we're not signing Messi? Bummer.

 

[BringBackSwales]

I agree with this but what harm has it done? Firstly he is repeating what he has heard (yes it is probably bollocks but he qualified it in a suitable manner), secondly at least I can understand what the lad bloody says - certain posters come on here and post "in tongues" with vague riddles that could mean anything and REALLY do my head in, yet they get hero status for saying things nobody can understand; at least this one, I can understand, and for a few minutes it is exciting, and you never know theres a small chance it might be true (one in a million, but someone wins the lottery every week and we are minted and Barcelona have made a big play lately about their financial position, and there's always Noel's napkin.......)

well put Swales, although I truly would be amazed if Messi were to give up his one and only club for which you'd expect nothing short of something in excess of double Ladyboy's transfer to Madrid. I don't even see that happening in the Twilight Zone let alone 'a one in a million' chance, LOL

- and the above would be magnitude far greater than Kaka leaving AC Milan.

in short, other than the above (because Messi truly is a Barca boy, and much more so than Fabregas) I wouldn't be shocked about us signing any other player in the next few weeks. You might be shocked I'd say this, but I think Noel's lost his marbles, but perhaps it was Garry's seductive eyes or the smell of his cologne that gave him a dizzy spell and an outer-body experience over that napkin the other week? Or maybe it was soaked in chloroform?

tbh mate not sure if Noel had too many marbles to lose<br /><br />-- Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:12 pm --<br /><br />

Waste of a thread Imo

My dad talks bollocks everyday but I don't go posting it here under a new thread

Just to clarify he doesn't work at coms or as a groundsman

are you darren ferguson by any chance?

 

[malg]

Good laugh threads like these, and I can't for the life of me understand why some people get upset. Even the OP thought it was nonsense, but it's a forum for rumours, and that is exactly what he posted. Mind you, there are a couple who have unbelievable said that you never know! Messi at City! Yeah, right.

 

[BringBackSwales]

If you consider that abuse then I apologise and stand corrected, personally I think of that as nothing and get subjected to stronger from friends lol. Id suggest it better that you report all the posts as opposed to defending the OP as this is where the arguments develop. I will now keep out of the thread and let it sort itself.

Keep smiling blue. (and Liam if my jibe ofended you I sincerely apologise)

personally mate my comment was to ask people not to give Liam shit, it was not suggesting that you or anyone else already had given him shit<br /><br />-- Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:15 pm --<br /><br />

In a quagmire of shite, this thread is - well, the bleakest...

Seriously, even if Garry Cook himself told someone we were signing Messi this summer I still wouldn't believe it - and I certainly wouldn't post it on Bluemoon...

But my dad's mate the groundsman...PMSL...joke thread.

yeah but the thing is Billy, it simply has not done anyone any harm has it, so whats the problem, really?

 

[Balti]

not all the groundsmen are blues.....