Luck Pants

All my lucky clothes have counted for fuck all this season. Our shitness has ended all my old superstitions. So I'm gonna try naked tonight, see how that goes.
 
I have a lucky hat that's only lost one match - against the Rags a couple of years ago...but think that was more due to me purchasing a program that day, as never won when I have bought a program.

But I have a new away shirt that is unbeaten, 2 matches no goals conceded - but haven't worn it with the lucky hat.

The lucky hat has also only won when I have attended the game - it's never been tested in a neutral environment with or without the new lucky away shirt.

The lucky hat has been previously used in conjunction with some lucky gloves, but I have since misplaced one of those gloves.

So many unknowns!!!!
 
I'm wearing my lucky pants today. I wore them at Wembley in 2011 (semi & final), for QPR in 2012, for West Ham in 2014, at Wembley in LC in 2014. The times they haven't worked were FA Cup final 2013, and vs rags when we lost 3-2 because Nasri was a big girls blouse. Also put them on today as had a job interview. That went pretty well, so hopefully we're on a good day today!
 

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