The Boys in Blue never give in, they fight to the end. Come on City Come on City. Show 'em lads, show 'em all. Especially that Southern lot with their little hats on trying to pinch our own Stockport County's nickname. Just leave it out and go back to being Luton Wanderers you've wandered through the divisions enough.
Especially the biased, shnookerdooky, shitake mushrooms in the media who, being mushrooms show that they are not really watching just always in the dark about a great football team.
Especially the Specsavers needing load of sock dolager, flutterbum, jobbernowls of officials who try every game to drag us down. You'll never do it you clodhopping fools. Remember who we are: MANCHESTER CITY, THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD.
Sorry you're not with us John Boy, now I have to think about who plays well this afternoon and choose someone else. :-)
Go for it fans, give it everything. Sorry I won't be with you but my seat will be occupied. :-)