mad for a day

Stick an expanding explosive device up any 'influencer's' arse set to go off at midnight. Delete fb, tik tok, Instagram etc etc and put in world laws that forbid the rebuilding of them or similar. Remove nukes. Make all mobile phones text only. Pouting fish lips to be killed by firing squad. Blow up coffee shops and force people to drink only tea as a hot beverage or bovril at matches. Reinstate smacking laws and give police the power to give twats a clip round the ear. Free cake Friday. Reset the worlds banks. Get my head hair back. Remove my back hair. Bring back the charts only for physical sales. Make me less attractive to the ladies. I'm sick of it. It's constant. San Demas high school football rules. Bye bye reality programmes.

It's a start.
 

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