mancmackem said:Yep, 2009!
I enjoyed Coyote Ugly's near BCM (the big club there) the best. Better than the film and a couple of big Russian lads who thought they could take the heat got their arses ruined by the barmaids and their own belts. One lad had CK implanted on his arse cheek at the end she hit him so hard!
There's an Indie bar going towards the beach in the centre opposite where Chaplins is. We ended up in Chaplins every night, it was ok but just like your average late night bar at home. Was 5 euro for a large glass vodka redbull in here.
Avoid KFC, it's EXPENSIVE!
You will get a few black prossies approaching you, watch your wallets as they put your hands around you for business as they prowl on the pissed up Brits.
Not the best but it's who you're with not where you're at. Get ruined, and live for it!
ifiwasarichfan said:It will be full of fat Geordies in their forties with Newcastle kits on, all saying "Shearer" on the back.
You should have gone at the end of March or the end of September when the resort is full of middle aged Golfers who need an early night and NURSES in groups of twos and threes!!
Ye but he was on about Geordie blokes!!Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:ifiwasarichfan said:It will be full of fat Geordies in their forties with Newcastle kits on, all saying "Shearer" on the back.
You should have gone at the end of March or the end of September when the resort is full of middle aged Golfers who need an early night and NURSES in groups of twos and threes!!
Fat Geordies in their Forties? You sir have just single handedly sold Magaluf to me. Now I can't wait, I'm gonna bag me a massive orange Geordie lass that could bench press 2 Sam Allerdyces.
Like the cock eh?Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:ifiwasarichfan said:It will be full of fat Geordies in their forties with Newcastle kits on, all saying "Shearer" on the back.
You should have gone at the end of March or the end of September when the resort is full of middle aged Golfers who need an early night and NURSES in groups of twos and threes!!
Fat Geordies in their Forties? You sir have just single handedly sold Magaluf to me. Now I can't wait, I'm gonna bag me a massive orange Geordie lass that could bench press 2 Sam Allerdyces.
ifiwasarichfan said:It will be full of fat Geordies in their forties with Newcastle kits on, all saying "Shearer" on the back.
You should have gone at the end of March or the end of September when the resort is full of middle aged Golfers who need an early night and NURSES in groups of twos and threes!!