Mikecini said:BoyBlue_1985 said:HAHA i hate Maguluf
First night there on lads holiday i got split up from mates (my fault way too pissed), beaten up by a bunch of scouse lads, staggered to the beach because i was drunk and probably concussed and fell asleep where i obviously got robbed while i slept/passed out(thank fuck for only taking money needed for the night). Woke up by a beach patrol man hitting me with his baton, realised i had been robbed when i got up and realised my trainers were not on my feet. Walked back to hotel cut my big toe on some glass and knocked on hotel door to get looked at in horror by my mates as i was covered in blood
Fuck Magaluf
Also at The Wild West waterpark i almost snapped my neck on the suicide slide which im pretty sure must of killed someone as its so steep you actually leave the slide as you drop
HAHAHA classic.
If you give me a description of your trainers I'll keep an eye out for Scousers and dole (no pun) out some revenge. And then it's off for a pissed up trip to the water park.
-- Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:18 pm --
Come on Tricky lets have the low-down warts 'n' all.
Mikecini said:BoyBlue_1985 said:HAHA i hate Maguluf
First night there on lads holiday i got split up from mates (my fault way too pissed), beaten up by a bunch of scouse lads, staggered to the beach because i was drunk and probably concussed and fell asleep where i obviously got robbed while i slept/passed out(thank fuck for only taking money needed for the night). Woke up by a beach patrol man hitting me with his baton, realised i had been robbed when i got up and realised my trainers were not on my feet. Walked back to hotel cut my big toe on some glass and knocked on hotel door to get looked at in horror by my mates as i was covered in blood
Fuck Magaluf
Also at The Wild West waterpark i almost snapped my neck on the suicide slide which im pretty sure must of killed someone as its so steep you actually leave the slide as you drop
HAHAHA classic.
If you give me a description of your trainers I'll keep an eye out for Scousers and dole (no pun) out some revenge. And then it's off for a pissed up trip to the water park.
-- Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:18 pm --
Come on Tricky lets have the low-down warts 'n' all.
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:Mikecini said:BoyBlue_1985 said:HAHA i hate Maguluf
First night there on lads holiday i got split up from mates (my fault way too pissed), beaten up by a bunch of scouse lads, staggered to the beach because i was drunk and probably concussed and fell asleep where i obviously got robbed while i slept/passed out(thank fuck for only taking money needed for the night). Woke up by a beach patrol man hitting me with his baton, realised i had been robbed when i got up and realised my trainers were not on my feet. Walked back to hotel cut my big toe on some glass and knocked on hotel door to get looked at in horror by my mates as i was covered in blood
Fuck Magaluf
Also at The Wild West waterpark i almost snapped my neck on the suicide slide which im pretty sure must of killed someone as its so steep you actually leave the slide as you drop
HAHAHA classic.
If you give me a description of your trainers I'll keep an eye out for Scousers and dole (no pun) out some revenge. And then it's off for a pissed up trip to the water park.
-- Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:18 pm --
Come on Tricky lets have the low-down warts 'n' all.
Haha warts I have none I made sure I rubbered up which I hate as it's like having a wank but you sweat more, But I have had a urine tract infection lately but I don't think Maga is to blame for that haha...
What more can I say then Maga is awesome I'm defo going back and it's full of dirty slaggy clunge that are GAGGIN' for it, the birds walk around with their tits pretty much out in tight little hot pants and I can vouch that it was SWARMING with fanny........
Then you come back to Manchester where the birds where trackie bottoms and have saggy tits :-/
Viva La Magaluf!!
ono said:Have a good one in Magaluf. I'm going to Kavos tomorrow for a week. Given it's pissing it down here and i'm nodding off at work, i can't fucking wait.
Hahaha good times. Have a safe one.Mikecini said:ono said:Have a good one in Magaluf. I'm going to Kavos tomorrow for a week. Given it's pissing it down here and i'm nodding off at work, i can't fucking wait.
Cheers Ono, 32 degrees expected in Majorca this weekend, time for me to roast.
Have a blinder in Kavos.
Off for the first beer of many. Here we goooooo. :)