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[kippax81]

Yet another example of the blame and claim culture enveloping the country. He's supposed to be an adult ffs and yet can't accept the fact that he is at fault. Nobody forced the stupid, cocksucking, first class dickhead to stuff the fucking thing in his stupid, gormless gob did they? Prime example for compulsory neutering if you ask me. Fucking prick.

Rant over.

 

[roaminblue]

Hotter than the sun.

LOL.

How long did you put it in for Lynne?

8 minutes...

 

[Plaything of the gods]

So, did he buy a hot pastie or a cold pastie?

 

[ManCitizens.]

Yet another example of the blame and claim culture enveloping the country. He's supposed to be an adult ffs and yet can't accept the fact that he is at fault. Nobody forced the stupid, cocksucking, first class dickhead to stuff the fucking thing in his stupid, gormless gob did they? Prime example for compulsory neutering if you ask me. Fucking prick.

Rant over.

I agree. The amount of people that want a quick ££££££££££ is laughable. Get to work you lazy twats.

 

[stonerblue]

Yet another example of the blame and claim culture enveloping the country. He's supposed to be an adult ffs and yet can't accept the fact that he is at fault. Nobody forced the stupid, cocksucking, first class dickhead to stuff the fucking thing in his stupid, gormless gob did they? Prime example for compulsory neutering if you ask me. Fucking prick.

Rant over.

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[Lmarkham-blueblood]

Truly heartbreaking. My thoughts are with him and his family in these bleak and painful times.

 

[buzzer1]

Now under my Govt., this tw£t would now be charged with wasting peoples time and fined very Heavily, believe me he would not do it again... and thats just for using a spoon to eat a Pastie.

 

[burning blue soul]

cheese and mushy peas you say??

in that case ITS TIME FOR................

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Now under my Govt., this tw£t would now be charged with wasting peoples time and fined very Heavily, believe me he would not do it again... and thats just for using a spoon to eat a Pastie.

Correct. What sort of wanker uses a spoon for a pastie?
The sad thing is, the bakery involved seems like a small business and can ill afford to defend themselves against trivial and speculative shit like this.
I hope the twats tongue was burnt off.

 

[buzzer1]

Now under my Govt., this tw£t would now be charged with wasting peoples time and fined very Heavily, believe me he would not do it again... and thats just for using a spoon to eat a Pastie.

Correct. What sort of wanker uses a spoon for a pastie?
The sad thing is, the bakery involved seems like a small business and can ill afford to defend themselves against trivial and speculative shit like this.
I hope the twats tongue was burnt off.

Exactly mate, i deplore these fukin 'Roaches.