Make up your own Sky sports spend fact

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Since the Abu Dhabi takeover Man City have bought enough players to fill 3 Olympic sized swimming pools, the weight is equivalent to 10 adult blue whales.

And fill 3 double decker buses

 

[zandvoort blue]

Sky Sports reduce their budget on presenters by employing no nowt Youtubers instead of knowledgeable ex professional footballers.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sky Sports reduce their budget on presenters by employing no nowt Youtubers instead of knowledgeable ex professional footballers.

They'll pay them in "Influence exposure" as well.

 

[Keeper!]

Liverpool actually only bid 55m for Caicedo, due to getting 50m for Henderson and Fabrinhio, FFS you could not make up this sh1t

 

[SebastianBlue]

City’s defence cost more than Darwin Nunez’s annual spend on hair bands, industrial pomade, and prescription haemorrhoid cream.

 

[TinFoilHat]

City’s defence cost more than Darwin Nunez’s annual spend on hair bands, industrial pomade, and prescription haemorrhoid cream.

Your piles are offside...

 

[BlueMooner87]

Manchester Citys spend over the last decade could have funded the success of finally achieving world peace, the end of child poverty while also establishing a colony of humans thriving on the planet Mars.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Man City defence costs the equivalent of 12,000,000,000 Greggs sausage rolls.

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