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[Sir peace frog]

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jurgen plans the greatest premier league and european title victory comeback ever!.

king kloppys plan to end his all conquering reign where he has shared many titles(over 6) league titles with pep the bald fuck, swung into action this week, the tactical genius proved he has been the most successful manager in the last 7 years by giving his title rivals in europe and outside liverpool(england) false hope, his perfectly planned week was executed with the precision of a dentist in turkey to give false hope to his rivals ,that will see the never grumpy jurgen the title as the worlds best manager when he comes back to lift the quadruple again.


in other news, the anniversary of chucky (the dead chicken) leads to spikes in candle sales .

also, looking back at toothweek , we announce the winner of the trent,bobby and jurgen tooth trophy, where the winner chantel dalgleish hansen keegen larsen is jetted off from JLA to istanbul for her new teeth

 

[SebastianBlue]

WHY LIVERPOOL’S RUN-IN IMPLOSION IS YET ANOTHER REMINDER OF MANCHESTER CITY’S CHEATING

 

[bluethrunthru]

Klopp Lulls the Opposition into a False Sense of Security So He Can Pounce

 

[MadchesterCity]

Crystal Palace heist means future Liverpool royal glory

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Trent on the Palace loss: "Why This defeat means more"

 

[fitzy blue]

Palace get revenge for the times Liverpool show disrespect to the national anthem.

 

[KS55]

Arsenal hand title to City.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Tragedy on Merseyside as Klopp is denied quadruple by state owned city cheats

 

[ancoats]

The Palace has just put a statement out, Boo the national anthem Now, I dare you

 

[simmo]

Carabao Cup parade in May is still on.

 

[MMA]

"Why going to North Wales for your holiday" pushing old people into waterfountains, killing 39 italians and stealing from your own gran benefits Liverpool in the title race.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

BUY ELECTRIC CARS , OIL IS EVIL

 

[BTH]

EZE DOES IT!

 

[The Salford lad.]

SAS dressed up as Liverpool fans at Heysel to blacken the Scousers name..

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

End of season vigil at Albert Dock 8 o’clock Monday 15th April bring your own candles

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

*120,000

Ha ha ha ha lovely

 

[Bluekiwi]

End of season vigil at Albert Dock 8 o’clock Monday 15th April bring your own candles to light up the water to witness the almighty splash as Jurgen gets triumphantly tossed into the dock in celebration of three clean sheets - for the opposing teams.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Klopp Claims Palace Was Fielding City Players; Bases View On Sky Blue Kits

“Nathaniel Clyne Is Obviously Kyle Walker In Disguise”, Reds Gaffer Fumes

 

[Mr Fraser]

STEAL ELECTRIC CARS , OIL IS EVIL

be realistic

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Ake spikes Virgil's proffertjes prior to Palace fixture.