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[Impeccable One]

Pressure increases on NHS as thousands of city fans report sore and aching sides due to laughing at how shit Liverpool are

 

[Gray]

The witty Scouse nickname given to the Reds front three - The 3 Stooges. (Nunez, Salah & Cackpoo)

 

[bluetonium]

Klopp's man management masterclass, a he boosts Nunez's confidence by signing even worse striker.

City guilty of falsifying striker scouting reports in documents borrowed by Liverpool FC.

 

[Return of the Mac]

Klopp's man management masterclass, a he boosts Nunez's confidence by signing even worse striker.

City guilty of falsifying striker scouting reports in documents borrowed by Liverpool FC.

Brilliant ha ha.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Mighty Reds close gap on Arsenal.

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

klopp urges the cultists to prepare for a relegation battle ahead.As we're shite :-)

 

[Gazza]

"Running your team into the ground season after season is great and here's why"

 

[jrb]

This means even more when Liverpool are 16 points behind City in the PL table.

 

[LWashington]

"Why Liverpool signing the wrong player, might be good news for possession stats".

Liverpool intended to sign Cody Gakpo but have accidentally signed his student cousin Cosy Gapyear. Manager Klopp said "I expect him to be sleeping in Row Z for most of the next 12 months, but at least he can retrieve the ball when Darwin is shooting." He went on to say "I expect a lot of long range passing between the two of them".
Stoneycroft MP and author of "Armed Robbery Made Easy", Andy Tover said "People are doubting Cosy's commitment, but I expect him to be here for the duration, if it lasts that long."

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

How Mighty Reds respect Chinese New Year by being in lucky 8th

Underrated post.