dickie davies
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Klopp's boys prove once again they are Europe's great entertainers
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lefty goldblatt
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How getting 5 put past the mentality monsters, makes the inevitable top4 that little it easier
TinFoilHat
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Kick City cheats out the champions League!
eyalluvitt
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“All to play for in the second leg after a stunning 7seven goal thriller at Anfield”
Machiavelli
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Campaign to ban fireworks started by The Echo
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Chelsea fans destroy the mighty red cup hopes with 2am fireworks display outside Real Madrid's Hotel.
KingGeorge
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Liverpool FC has ascended into heaven the night before Ash Wednesday after being massacred by Madrid.
bluetonium
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El Blaggio: Reds respect memory of Paris disaster blags to genuines ratio with 5:2 scoreline
In contrast, Madrid showed no respect for the fateful Paris final, which continues to shape so many lives on Merseyside old, young, and those still to be born, by scandalously choosing to be better than a clearly victimised Liverpool team last night in The Republic of Scousetopia.
Shocking evidence has also emerged showing the mighty reds were duped into playing Real Madrid, despite having spent days preparing to face Atletico Madrid. Professional advertising board examiner and part time left back Andy Robertson was furious at falling victim to the ol' switcheroo and at least was able to contort his face to new levels of vomit inducing anguish.
Investigations are also underway after it was alleged Virgil van Dyke was actually replaced by unregistered player Dick van Dyke at half time. Suspicions were raised after repeated Liverpool offside traps were sprung, with Llama impersonator 'Trent' reporting he was told to "Flap like a birdie, Step (up) in time, Let Benzema in, Step in time".
"It's like I was in dat France dere all over again" said local bin purveyor and renowned turnstile hurdler Compo. "Tears were steaming down my face, some local french kid wearing one of those new red Chelsea tops with the 'Candy' sponsor spat at us as we went in and all I have is this blag stub to remind me of what could have been."
Klopp admitted he "didn't expect" the Spanish Inquisition, but calls on supporters to make themselves felt in numbers in Madrid. "We must destroy their city completely if we hope to progress" the saurkraut said, adding "it is a dark day for football."
In contrast, Madrid showed no respect for the fateful Paris final, which continues to shape so many lives on Merseyside old, young, and those still to be born, by scandalously choosing to be better than a clearly victimised Liverpool team last night in The Republic of Scousetopia.
Shocking evidence has also emerged showing the mighty reds were duped into playing Real Madrid, despite having spent days preparing to face Atletico Madrid. Professional advertising board examiner and part time left back Andy Robertson was furious at falling victim to the ol' switcheroo and at least was able to contort his face to new levels of vomit inducing anguish.
Investigations are also underway after it was alleged Virgil van Dyke was actually replaced by unregistered player Dick van Dyke at half time. Suspicions were raised after repeated Liverpool offside traps were sprung, with Llama impersonator 'Trent' reporting he was told to "Flap like a birdie, Step (up) in time, Let Benzema in, Step in time".
"It's like I was in dat France dere all over again" said local bin purveyor and renowned turnstile hurdler Compo. "Tears were steaming down my face, some local french kid wearing one of those new red Chelsea tops with the 'Candy' sponsor spat at us as we went in and all I have is this blag stub to remind me of what could have been."
Klopp admitted he "didn't expect" the Spanish Inquisition, but calls on supporters to make themselves felt in numbers in Madrid. "We must destroy their city completely if we hope to progress" the saurkraut said, adding "it is a dark day for football."
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BlueMoonz1977
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Fenway buy largest firework factory in Spain. - Klopp asks can he play warehouse staff in midfield.
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‘ It Was All Thatcher’s Fault ‘