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[tregyblue61]

Slot's snot planted by Man City fans disguised as Chelsea supporters at Liverpool Staff Christmas party.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

We have one hand on the premier league once again.

And the other hand on some poor fucker's wallet.

 

[Lost in space]

Church party raided, staff members got the wrong end of stick when told they were "going dutch". "Next year it's the dam for me" says Mr La from Huyton.

 

[BrianW]

Mancs plant drug equipment in Liverpool Cathedral in shameful attempt to discredit Reds staff.

(We demand a public enquiry, compo for everyone in Liverpool, and the lighting of 10,000 candles, all paid for by the government.)

 

[bluethrunthru]

Mancs plant drug equipment in Liverpool Cathedral in shameful attempt to discredit Reds staff.

(We demand a public enquiry, compo for everyone in Liverpool, and the lighting of 10,000 candles, all paid for by the government.)

Liverpool FC staff party in cathedral halted over drug fears

Liverpool FC said it does "not tolerate the use of illegal substances" at any of its events or venues.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[stonerblue]

The BBC seem to be playing this game now

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

David Coote gatecrashed Red Men's Xmas party and supplied inhalers to staff!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Liverpool FC staff party in cathedral halted over drug fears

Liverpool FC said it does "not tolerate the use of illegal substances" at any of its events or venues.

www.bbc.co.uk

The BBC use the term 'drug fears'! I suppose yer don't want to start with 'blatant and unbridled drug use'! Every 'negative' coming out of L4 is watered down, massaged and presented as 'nothing to see here, move on'! Much the same as the coach wrecking 'n system hacking!

 

[TShed]

And the other hand on some poor fucker's wallet.

I’d drop the apostrophe