Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[oakiecokie]

Man gets Job

Now you are talking pissed.

 

[Debaser]

Witches, tramps and thieves help Liverpool to a Cher of the points at anfield

 

[eyalluvitt]

“MOTM James Milners jaw now visible from the space station”

 

[eyalluvitt]

“Unbeaten Reds only a point off top spot* “










*if you include the upcoming Man United game 3points

 

[The Black Shed]

Are Liverpool about to become no.1?

The team have recently been spotted at the world famous Parr Street studios, where they have recorded their version of Frank Sinatra's Witchcraft.

The club will be releasing a charity single, hoping that it makes it to the top of the charts for Christmas and the much needed funds raised going towards the rehabilitation costs of new forward sensation Darwin Nunez.

The b-side of the single also features a stunning solo rendition of Candle in the Wind, sung by James Milner.

Jurgen Klopp hailed his team's efforts as 'WOW' and world renowned journalist Phil McNulty has described the single as 'an incredible fusion of modern day athleticism coupled with a salbutamol inspired performance'.

#Nunez4Crimbo

 

[Kippax77]

How Darwin Nunez is treated differently as he is sent off for only trying to pull at Andersen's hair

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Why the “Witch” in the building is good for Liverpool.

 

[andyhinch]

Liverpool close gap on state owned oil cheats.

Edited after morning brew for authenticity.

 

[bornblueegg]

We was robbed