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Man City Jokers Set Me Up Claims Darwin

Darwin through his translator claimed "I had been browsing Bluemoon to steal City's secrets. The most important thing I picked up is that everything is acceptable if you leave your bike outside. When I nutted the guy I thought that would be the case, so when the ref brandished the red card I couldn't believe it!"
The forward went on, "I turned back to the ref and was screaming 'Está bien, tengo mi bicicleta afuera', 'Está bien, tengo mi bicicleta afuera'. It's only when James (Milner) was telling me to get off the pitch, I knew they'd stitched me up".
When asked how he will pay any potential fines he added, "I got another top tip off Bluemoon "Prende fuego a mi casa y reclama al seguro", but fuck that, I'll give that one a miss now"

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