Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[jrb]

Columnist John Aldridge. Lol!

‘The truth is clear, John likes a beer’.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Superscalliesgoballisticdippersareatrocious

 

[fitzy blue]

Why Elon Musk has no interest in buying liverpool. He said he has enough to deal with in the world of tweets.
To go into the world of twatts would be a step to far.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

REVEALED!!! New research by John Moores University shows close historical links between Liverpool and the Middle East going back many centuries.

 

[JASR]

REVEALED!!! New research by John Moores University shows close historical links between Liverpool and the Middle East going back many centuries.

Ah finally acknowledging the Slave trade. Arab human brokers, Liverpool human deliverers.

 

[Blue and true]

Dubai takeover of Liverpool is great news for football, by John Aldrige.

 

[BrianW]

Why owning Liverpool will cause an oil state to become left-wing and progressive overnight.

 

[blueyorkie]

Superscalliesgoballisticdippersareatrocious

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Liverpool fans set new record for deleting the most social media posts over a 24 hour period

 

[NZBlue]

We know everything revolves around them.....


Why Liverpool taking over former dirty oil country is great news for lasting Middle East peace

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

We know everything revolves around them.....


Why Liverpool taking over former dirty oil country is great news for lasting Middle East peace

Klopp nominated for Nobel Peace Prize having transformed despotic Dubai into Utopian dreamland

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Ah finally acknowledging the Slave trade. Arab human brokers, Liverpool human deliverers.

That would explain standard chartered’s enthusiasm in sponsoring them.

 

[KS55]

Why Liverpool need Rat Boy as their new manager.

 

[west didsblue]

The Echo themselves win today's daft headline competition:

Liverpool sale discussion with Jurgen Klopp emerges as Pep Guardiola snaps after FSG question

The article is mostly about Pep Ljinders (whoever he is) and nothing to do with Pep Guardiola apart from the last line where it was reported that the real Pep understandably refused to answer a question about FSG.

 

[Gray]

The Echo themselves win today's daft headline competition:

Liverpool sale discussion with Jurgen Klopp emerges as Pep Guardiola snaps after FSG question

The article is mostly about Pep Ljinders (whoever he is) and nothing to do with Pep Guardiola apart from the last line where it was reported that the real Pep understandably refused to answer a question about FSG.

We should start withdrawing press passes from the idiots who stray from asking football questions, they are not sports journalist's if they persist in asking such drivel.

 

[Gray]

Why LFC heading for Turkey has cheered up Bernard Matthews.

 

[Vienna_70]

Why LFC heading for Turkey has cheered up Bernard Matthews.

That’s a bootiful headline!

 

[eyalluvitt]

“Why Liverpool beating big spending Derby County in the carabao cup is much more impressive than City’s billion pound team edging past Chelsea reserves”

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[city2]

We are fucked, City in the next round.