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Man City Champions League 'priority' claim made as Liverpool watch on

Liverpool and Manchester City are expected to battle it out in the Premier League once again, while both sides will also be targeting Champions League glory

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

Amazed to find a fair and accurate piece of journalism in this rag, even if it is second hand. Must have had an off day.
The headline is a bit misleading, though.

 

[KS55]

Why Trent Failing His Audition For Footballer's Mastermind On The First Question Is Good For Liverpool

Audition Question One: At what type of annual event might you hear the words ,"He's Behind You!!!" ?

Bernado Silva, "A Pantomime"
Marcus Rashford, "A Pantomime"
Mason Mount, "A Pantomime"
Harry Kane, "A Pantomime"
Gabriel Jesus, "A Pantomime"
Trent "The Champions League Final"

The waistcoat is reported to dislike this “full back’s” lack of defending nous and will not select him. If so, at least he got one thing right.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Plucky Reds in Champions League Group of Death whilst City get it easy - again.

 

[ancoats]

LIVERPOOL VS SCOTLAND in the battle of Britain

both countries will go head to head in the champions league

 

[Asa's left peg]

'Not Liverpool supporters fault, say Merseyside Police, Mayor and Sky pundits as pitched battle at Lime Street station erupts.'
'In other news, Manchester United supporters continue their attacks on school children transport, this time in Stanley Park.'

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why Liverpool only having to travel to Glasgow is bad news for City

 

[blue guitar]

Why Liverpool ‘nearly’ scoring 14 goals sends title warning to City.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Why the Mighty Reds did not Disrespect Bournemouth.
Fair minded Juergen was asked if he wanted more goals in the second half. His sportsmanlike response was “Nein”.

 

[manimanc]

Why Liverpool beating Bournemouth under 10s will have absolutely no bearing on the title.

 

[LWashington]

Why Liverpool MP Not Been Able To Get A Shag Puts Mighty Reds Back On Course For Quintuple.

LIz Truss is rumoured to to be amongst latest line of politicians, pop stars , instagramers and actresses to reject MP's advances.

"I've showered women with money, car stereos and sets of alloy wheels. I've no fucking idea why this is happening ",
said Candlefields MP, Mike Smallcock.