Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[KS55]

Our MCFC stands for Manchester City Football Club: LFC stands for Lazy Fuckin' Cunts.

Or….Launched for Conservatives.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Liverpool fans confused, why is Charles on the throne and not King Kenny?

 

[bluealf]

Or….Launched for Conservatives.

Lighting Fucking Candles

Lit Four Candles (if you don't like swearing)

 

[Vienna_70]

Lighting Fucking Candles

Lit Four Candles (if you don't like swearing)

I couldn’t resist:

 

[Blue Smarties]

They’ve stolen Vimto now - a Scouse invention!

 

[RobinHood]

Liverpool fans confused, why is Charles on the throne and not King Kenny?

'cos he needed a shit?

 

[mexico1970]

They’ve stolen Vimto now - a Scouse invention!

To be fair it was created in Liverpool :)

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

'cos he needed a shit?

In medieval times, they had a servant with the title "Groom of the Stool", amongst his duties was wiping the king's arse. Liverpool fans would lick Kenny's clean as an act of homage.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Liverpool Mayor announces separation from The UK and unveils the new city's Monarch.
God Save The King

 

[mat]

It was our fault! Liverpool in rare moment of self awareness

 

[The perfect fumble]

To be fair it was created in Liverpool :)

 

[Protein Junkie]

It was our fault! Liverpool in rare moment of self awareness

Headline dated 1st April.

 

[Octavian]

“Despite good efforts from Royalists this weekend, Scousers still best mourners in the world”

 

[P-Nic85]

“How claiming Vimto to be our own can help LFC have their very own purple patch”

 

[moh]

Even the bloody Athletic are at it

 

[LongsightM13]

It was created just off Sackville Street, beside where the statue stands
Pretty sure the factory was out Ashton/Hyde way for a long time?
The Manchester Youth Sunday League back in the 80s used to play for The Vimto Cup, the finals were held at Ashton United’s Hurst Cross
Even the Echo article admits it’s a Manc thing, no matter that the factory has now moved to Newton le Woolows


Edit: Salford and then Wythenshawe. Only been a wool thing since 1999

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It was created just off Sackville Street, beside where the statue stands
Pretty sure the factory was out Ashton/Hyde way for a long time?
The Manchester Youth Sunday League back in the 80s used to play for The Vimto Cup, the finals were held at Ashton United’s Hurst Cross
Even the Echo article admits it’s a Manc thing, no matter that the factory has now moved to Newton le Woolows

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So the drink version of James Milner?

 

[LongsightM13]

Even the bloody Athletic are at itView attachment 55530

Again pandering to their target market. Twats

 

[LongsightM13]

So the drink version of James Milner?

Well they do claim to have invented football fans, fans singing, trainers, banners, YNWA, going to the game with your mates, going to see your team abroad, players shouting to each other, goalkeepers scoring, having a Muslim player in your team, having a tragedy, having a new stand, playing a home game in European competition and parades.
So why not also lay claim to false ownership of ‘Manchester Merlot’?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why Prince Andrew looking after the Queen's corgies can only be good news for Liverpool