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"Why Liverpool signing the wrong player, might be good news for possession stats".

Liverpool intended to sign Cody Gakpo but have accidentally signed his student cousin Cosy Gapyear. Manager Klopp said "I expect him to be sleeping in Row Z for most of the next 12 months, but at least he can retrieve the ball when Darwin is shooting." He went on to say "I expect a lot of long range passing between the two of them".
Stoneycroft MP and author of "Armed Robbery Made Easy", Andy Tover said "People are doubting Cosy's commitment, but I expect him to be here for the duration, if it lasts that long."
 
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