Used to work with one and he was the very essence of a gentleman and a complete twat.
He was so much of a company man, that even when he got microwaved, working in front of a dish that was supposed to be turned off, he didn't complain.
He collapsed in a heap on the floor and started having convulsions, when he was took to hospital, his body was covered in a really angry rash from head to toe.
They got the top radiologist/therapist in the country to examine him. He diagnosed windburn(complete bollocks) and told him to go home. The bloke that examined him was also on the board of every mobile phone company in the country, including the one who were allegedly negligent.
Six months later he had to have a growth cut out of his back. He still didn't complain. What a twat.
