i'm just wondering what the hell are the "lots of things they're not willing to do"? they must be really choosy as well as being a pair of dog ugly shit for brains.
imagine the scene. "ok lads we've got this 28 year old big titted nymphomaniac who owns a pub looking for a night out. she's willing to reward you with any physical pleasure you desire on top of paying you triple the going rate. all she insists on is that you shit in her handbag at the end of the evening."
"sod that. we're not that type of bloke."