Malta v England | Fri 16th June, 19:45 | Euro 2024 Qualifier

Match Result Prediction

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buckshot said:
Jack gets two off the bench. He'll miss a sitter in stoppage time because he won't want to spill his drink.
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Jack comes on pissed, nutmegs Trent, lobs the keeper from 30 yards, lies down and the players repeat the Gazza Euro 96 celebration. He then boots the ball at Southgate, knocking him out, takes his shirt off and does his bus pose and gets sent off.
 
I find it hilarious waistcoat has stuck trent in midfield. He's never ever a midfielder and if that's the plan against actual professional opposition we will get battered.

I pray he doesn't do the same with stones, waistcoat hasn't got the ability to understand the system, he will literally just ask stones to play in midfield which negates all the benefits he brings to his city midfield role.

Thankfully no city players which asks the question why call them up in thr first place, should be on holiday enjoying their treble win not sat on a bench watching a second string beat a bunch if amateurs.

And what's the point in bringing in Eze if you can't give him a start here instead of playing 2 fucking holding midfielders and a fullback.
 
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