Man bags or bum bags

[Nellies left peg]

In blighty i buy tops/coats and check the pocket situation before deciding whether to get it. Must have inside pockets as well as outside.

What’s that for shoplifting?

 

[Stephen230]

What do you have to carry around that needs a bag?

Cigs X 2, lighter x2, phone, wallet, keys, glasses, hip flask.

 

[Barcon]

What's all this, "going out" stuff anyway?

 

[idahoblues]

What's all this, "going out" stuff anyway?

They mean ‘ coming out’

 

[stonerblue]

What’s that for shoplifting?

Of course.

 

[Barcon]

On my Christmas list

If you wore that at Christmas you'd have a cocksickle.
Imagine wearing that in the middle of August over here?
"Hey mate, come and hold this ladder while my balls pour sweat all over your head and face like Niagara falls".

 

[idahoblues]

If you wore that at Christmas you'd have a cocksickle.
Imagine wearing that in the middle of August over here?
"Hey mate, come and hold this ladder while my balls pour sweat all over your head and face like Niagara falls".

Better out than in

 

[dronefromsector7G]

If you wore that at Christmas you'd have a cocksickle.
Imagine wearing that in the middle of August over here?
"Hey mate, come and hold this ladder while my balls pour sweat all over your head and face like Niagara falls".

You’ve sold me

 

[idahoblues]

You’ve soiled me

 

[Barcon]

You’ve sold me

Don't hold my beer.