Man Hugs

Whose spurned you now ?
No one, but just been In a boozer (can you tell ?) As one person from a table of 108 peeps got up to go, he had to hug every fucker 'luv yah man'
Fuck off, just go, like I say a simple, non masonic hand shake, when you meet and when you leave is sufficient
 
Just fuck off, if I want to embrace you, make love to you and generally be a fucking dick, I will hug you like you are going to die tomorrow.


Otherwise I will shake your hand or simply say 'alright'
What's your view on a Dutch rudder?
 
Fist bumping is for kids or adult cunts
You can trace back literally every last that is wrong with the modern world back to the moment people adopted the fist bump, rather than the endless variations on high fiving/give me some skin.

It's not even a little bit comfortable, or warm.

What's wrong with using your fucking palms?

That's the entire psychology of the gesture.

Open palms, nothing to hide.

Closed fist, stand off, defensive.

Fist bump sort of says I neither like myself, nor trust you.

Plus I'm well insecure, so can we make sure this looks masculine?
 

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