Man takes uncle's corpse to post office for pension

[mancity2012_eamo]

Only in Ireland.

Gardaí set to make arrests over pensioner’s body in Carlow post office

Gardaí are expected to make arrests soon as part of an investigation into reports of two men bringing a dead man into a post office and trying to claim his pension.

www.independent.ie

 

[nw42]

When it comes to being punny, you guys always deliver!

It's part & parcel of being on here

 

[Bill Walker]

It's part & parcel of being on here

No records to see either, the findings are sealed

 

[ChicagoBlue]

It's part & parcel of being on here

You pulled that out of the bag and restored order around here!

 

[nellyonthewing]

Apparently United have bid £150 million for him .

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Best to stay away from irish post offices

Man found in trailer at Dublin postal centre

An investigation is under way after a man was found inside a trailer at a Dublin post centre.

www.rte.ie

 

[WestGorton]

Apparently United have bid £150 million for him .

Mate I nearly choked.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Don't be so hard on yourself, I thought it was first class punditry

Comedy is all about the delivery.....

 

[HolisticJim]

It's Weekend at Bernies isn't it!!

 

[kaz7]

Mate I nearly choked.

We dont need to know about your sex life mate

 

[Bill Walker]

Comedy is all about the delivery.....

Yeah but don't be so dis missive

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

The nephews accused of bringing their uncle into the post office to commit the fraud are going to be pall bearers at the funeral……
Well they’re used to the weight of him.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

As a Mod I am going to have to stamp my authority on this thread and ask for no more puns.

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

As a Mod I am going to have to stamp my authority on this thread and ask for no more puns.

Good post.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

As a Mod I am going to have to stamp my authority on this thread and ask for no more puns.

There are a lot doing the rounds.

 

[metalblue]

As a Mod I am going to have to stamp my authority on this thread and ask for no more puns.

better letter lie then

 

[metalblue]

Nothing wrong with that. The bloke showed initiative.

See how I resisted making any reference to his hair colour? Damn, but I'm good.

I often drag my relatives to the post office with a mate. Perfectly normal. What a whopper that lad is.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

As a Mod I am going to have to stamp my authority on this thread and ask for no more puns.

Just wrap the whole thing up & stop any one else posting.

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

I don't know about you guys - but I for one am damn sure that the nephew is certainly not an "eejit"!

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I don't know about you guys - but I for one am damn sure that the nephew is certainly not an "eejit"!

When the money was handed over he dropped his uncle and did a runner.
Not too clever!