Man takes uncle's corpse to post office for pension

We've all done it. To be fair, i had a terrible night at the Casino. And Russian hookers ain't cheap. Turns out they dont fancy you at all, or want to hook up, unless folding stuff is exchanged.

I'm the real victim here.
 
Fiftyyearsandcounting said:
Reminds me of a true story I read about several years ago.
A dog walker, somewhere in America, came across a man's body lying in a field. He called 911 and asked for the police to report the incident. After taking the details, the police officer asked if the caller had also asked for an ambulance. The guy replied that he had not. The officer thanked the man for calling in but then chided him for not first asking for a doctor.
The guy said he didn't think there was any point as the man in the field was dead.
The officer asked if the man was a doctor? "No". A medic? "No", do you have any medical qualification? "No".
"With out medical knowledge, you can't be certain the man is or was dead, can you".
The man replied "My dog is playing football with head".
True story.
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Rather unfortunately, I came across a dead body last year. She was in bed and had gone peacefully. When I ring the cops the despatched asks me how I know she's dead. After a rather heated reply from me she still wasn't convinced, so I went back upstairs and got hold of the deceased foot. The despatcher was finally convinced when I told her the the foot was frozen just like the rest of the body.
 
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