If we destroy them on Sunday, it won’t even make the 10 o’clock news! The BBC will feature a lost cow stuck in a marsh or anything to shift target.
But.... if the rags get a win, it will be hailed as the greatest comeback and the team to stop city, and the title race is back on blah blah blah. You all know how it goes.
We will be kicked off the park without punishment until the 86th minute when the first card will come out for them. There will be more diving in our box than at a Tom Daley reunion. VAR will be their weapon of choice, and we know how that works in their favour.
Smash the rag cünts and watch OGS have a meltdown.
6-1 would be perfect.
Priceless.