Man United (H) | Pre-Match Thread

[abu13]

And the wonderful opportunity is that after the derby we play twice before rags or Leicester kick a ball again. So if we were able to win all three we would be 21 clear of Leicester and 23 clear of rags, albeit having played two more matches than them.

I'm confused, how can we have played more games then them when we had a 3 week break over Xmas :)

 

[mac]

I want us to keep our record going, I want to finish their lucky penalty fluke not lost away but have 8 draws included record. I want to give them a footballing lesson. I want Dias and Stones to score. I want Fern or Rodri to put the rat in their pocket. I want Raheem to bag a couple and Sergio to give us one last glimpse of what he is famous for. But most of all I want to fucking annihilate the scummy twats with a large scoreline and make Tyler and Ratboy and the sky lot so fucking depressed. Come on City get it done.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Foden needs to start for me, remember a few derby matches ago when we were lacklustre he knows what this means and will be fired up, for him to score against them would be even better. It’s a derby anything could happen if both teams play to their potential it should be 10-0 to us, I’ll take a scruffy 2-0 please.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

A win and let’s hope this is the last league derby we witness being played behind closed doors please.

 

[Metal Biker]

Does anyone miss having pre-derby jitters?

Or are you enjoying the 'wolves watching a flock of sheep' anticipation of dominating the cnuts?

Definitely the latter.

 

[percypawpaw]

Come on City, blast those Rag twats back to where they belong.

 

[tregyblue61]

Ederson
Cancelo Dias Stones Zinchenko
Gundog Rodders Foden
Streling Aguero Bernardo

We go into this 1 down before we even kick a ball due to their customary penalty. Keep the fuckers out of our half and bury them. Would love to see Aguero get a first half hat-trick to overtake the granny shagger.

C'MON CITY!

 

[stonerblue]

Bring Mendy on in the 88th with instructions to have a word with Fernandes......we may has well find some sort of use for him.

Unfortunately, his idea of 'having a word' consists of waving his leg around trying to avoid injury to himself. Fernandinho on the other hand..

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Attack v defence with sprinkles of shithousery, hoofball & timewasting.

Unless we get 2 up the raggy system won't change.

 

[stonerblue]

Another sleepless night waiting for the 5:30am kick-off

Did we win?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A classic from the cafe.....

Hope we bring lots of lube, this is going to hurt.

 

[bluemoon32]

This is still the one i want to win above all else and by a huge fcuking distance

 

[stonerblue]

What's that quote responding to the noisy neighbour's jibe. Is it something like "they can't deal with the noise from above?"

see 'tunes' thread

 

[Blue Smarties]

Fernandes seems to like to talk a lot. Wouldn’t mind seeing him get crunched before we stick five past the cunts.

 

[Northblue]

Does anyone have that video from a few years back where Bernardo is just kicking it off them for throw ins and corners for about 3 minutes?

sorry if it’s already been posted I’m not caught up

 

[Uwe`s Grandad]

Ederson
Cancelo Dias Stones Zinchenko
Gundog Rodders Foden
Streling Aguero Foden

We go into this 1 down before we even kick a ball due to their customary penalty. Keep the fuckers out of our half and bury them. Would love to see Aguero get a first half hat-trick to overtake the granny shagger.

C'MON CITY!

Foden - So good you named him twice ;-)

 

[tregyblue61]

Oooopppppsss.......I mean't Bernardo!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Fernandes seems to like to talk a lot. Wouldn’t mind seeing him get crunched before we stick five past the cunts.

Perfect for the rags, talks loads of shit but you never see him on the pitch on derby day.

 

[alexmcity]

Run them ragged.

 

[chesterbells]

According to Vicky Gomersall on Sky "It's 1st v 2nd"

I guess Leicester don't count.

They must do this shit on purpose.

Ffs, are they seriously still using that script this morning?