Man United (H) | Pre-Match Thread

[Blue Til Death]

i need to chat with his barber

I wouldnt bother mate, looks like he cut it himself.. !

 

[kaz7]

Who is doing deals with the cosmos ?

Just me ?

 

[kaz7]

But most times it is just boring

Ha, there you are

 

[Roachy]

We're far better than them at football.

Put the effort in, we've got this.

It's all so fucking obvious.

So why am I so nervous?

With you, it's Derby day and anything could happen.

 

[OntarioBlue]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

Pass the bucket, I think I’m going to be sick

 

[lazerblue]

What an awful day these matches make.
It's the waiting that kills you.

3 shits already, arse is at defcon 2, happens every derby day

 

[supercity88]

Usually on a derby day I am a bag of nerves. This just feels so relaxed. We are so far ahead of them that even if we lose it's soon forgotten because they go to a Europa league game and we go and win the league title and still have the champions league, FA Cup and league cup final ahead.

They're just irrelevant. I feel a lot more of a rivalry with Liverpool now. United are scum so I always want to beat them. But I have also met some decent united fans and have never once met a decent dipper.

Strange feeling writing that though...

 

[red 2 hats]

I don't care what team Pep picks I just wanna smash these bellends into oblivion.

 

[marco]

Certainty can't see us losing.

We have looked a bit leggy in the last two, even with rotation, and maybe given up a couple more looks at our goals than of recent weeks?

I think Bailly makes them a tad stronger at the back and they might try and throw a curve ball by having James on to increase their counter pace.

If Cavani isn't starting, then would expect to see Rashford - Greenwood - James.

Hopefully Eddie cleans up some of his distribution and decision making after last two matches.

Press their backline and an early goal will have me feeling confident.

i dont think today is so much about us and who we field,,the last few games its been quite clear united have run out of steam,pass the ball about and run them into the ground,im seriously expecting a few today 4,5 or 6

 

[PaleBlue]

Usually on a derby day I am a bag of nerves. This just feels so relaxed. We are so far ahead of them that even if we lose it's soon forgotten because they go to a Europa league game and we go and win the league title and still have the champions league, FA Cup and league cup final ahead.

They're just irrelevant. I feel a lot more of a rivalry with Liverpool now. United are scum so I always want to beat them. But I have also met some decent united fans and have never once met a decent dipper.

Strange feeling writing that though...

Don't like it from Utd fans who say Liverpool are their biggest rivals, not City, and don't like it either from City fans - of course Utd are the team we want to beat most, regardless of success, league position etc. Dippers also lie about Utd being their main foe, not Everton.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

It also want make them much better than Burnley.

 

[mexico1970]

Am looking forward to us ruining football some more today, c'mon lads and put these shysters in the also rans bin again.

 

[nellyonthewing]

Usually on a derby day I am a bag of nerves. This just feels so relaxed. We are so far ahead of them that even if we lose it's soon forgotten because they go to a Europa league game and we go and win the league title and still have the champions league, FA Cup and league cup final ahead.

They're just irrelevant. I feel a lot more of a rivalry with Liverpool now. United are scum so I always want to beat them. But I have also met some decent united fans and have never once met a decent dipper.

Strange feeling writing that though...

If they should beat us yes we are still miles ahead and at least it would push Me ghan Markle off the front page..Wan***s. I bet she's a rag as well.

 

[lonestay]

The Penandez interview is embarrassing on sky he keeps talking about himself in the 3rd person ! wow he must believe his own publicity .

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

i dont think today is so much about us and who we field,,the last few games its been quite clear united have run out of steam,pass the ball about and run them into the ground,im seriously expecting a few today 4,5 or 6 today

Is that you rubbing your balls, again, mate?

I'll go a tight 2-1 or a late 3-1.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Foden or torres on buffet coupon thieve and bring mahrez in second half just like last time . He almost puked his lungs and heart out .
Fucking shoot and test their goalie early on .
Come on city

 

[Stevieatlasblue]

Bumped into an old mate yesterday. He thinks they could spoil the party again. He’s a typical old school blue like myself. Anything can happen in a derby but I’m going for the blues to come out on top.

 

[Blue Til Death]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

Money can buy you Phil Jones but not Sergio Aguero ..

 

[Bald fraud]

Sky currently trying to break the records for the amount of times they can say Bruno and they’ve smashed it!

 

[Chi-town blues]

Money can buy you Phil Jones but not Sergio Aguero ..

and flat head screwdriver