Man United (H) | Pre-Match Thread

[RobinHood]

i dont think today is so much about us and who we field,,the last few games its been quite clear united have run out of steam,pass the ball about and run them into the ground,im seriously expecting a few today 4,5 or 6

"Like" isn't enough. Here's hoping...

 

[mexico1970]

The Penandez interview is embarrassing on sky he keeps talking about himself in the 3rd person ! wow he must believe his own publicity .

 

[urban genie]

Cletus is a proper mard arsed ****

 

[Inter Me Nan]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

Maybe money would've stopped em kicking Munich survivors out of their houses or stopped their players shagging their sister-in-law or looking under women's toilet cubicles or selling dodgy meat to schools or missing drugs tests or...

 

[Blu3m00n91]

Ederson; Walker Stones Dias Cancelo; Rodri KDB Gundo; Sterling Bernardo Mahrez is my guess

 

[OntarioBlue]

Don't like it from Utd fans who say Liverpool are their biggest rivals, not City, and don't like it either from City fans - of course Utd are the team we want to beat most, regardless of success, league position etc. Dippers also lie about Utd being their main foe, not Everton.

Growing up in Manchester the two derbies were always the biggest game of the season. If we lost you would dread going to school or work on Mondat because you knew you would have to deal with the ribbing and probably pay out on lost bets. If we won, Monday was always fun because you were handing it out and collecting.

My only concern about today is that in the last few times we have played this bunch we haven’t played with the same intensity we normally do. I dont know if it’s Pep showing them too much respect or if he doesn’t understand how much this means to the fans.

I hope he’s been starving the boys of red meat for a few days this week and sends them out hungry for the kill.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Maybe money would've stopped em kicking Munich survivors out of their houses or stopped their players shagging their sister-in-law or looking under women's toilet cubicles or selling dodgy meat to schools or missing drugs tests or...

No because it's all part of the fabled " united way " which they are so fucking proud of.

 

[flook]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

The response to this is surely thank fuck for that?

 

[jamesha]

If they should beat us yes we are still miles ahead and at least it would push Me ghan Markle off the front page..Wan***s. I bet she's a rag as well.

Nah - her and Harry's behaviour is classic dipper - offended by everything, ashamed of nothing!

 

[Uwe`s Grandad]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

Wannabe fuckin bet :-)

 

[Shirley]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

Hilarious, considering the football club that has smashed the British transfer record so many times.

 

[Shirley]

Nah - her and Harry's behaviour is classic dipper - offended by everything, ashamed of nothing!

Harry is pussy whipped, say no more.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

They'll sit back and smash it forward every chance they get to Rashford/James/Le Sulk MK II. Shit Ralph Little will be invisible and the only time you'll see Shaw running fast is towards the McDonalds next to the Asda. Maglair and Linderdross will be pulled to pieces, KDB and Mr Whippy will run rings around Fred and McTominay and the Algerian Robben will turn wank bisssaka inside out

We'll fucking destroy them

 

[Chi-town blues]

var must be ready with their red lines just in case city score a goal or two.

 

[dadnlad]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

are you Howson i claim my fiver

 

[kaz7]

var must be ready with their red lines just in case city score a goal or two.

We will be varred to death today , expect one chalked off , pen to the rags and every 50/50 their way

We will just have to be better

 

[Blue_eyes]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

Lol, derby day........being a childish glory hunting twat can affiliate you with the "best team" until they become shite, then no amount of money can sort them out, oh, and all you are left with is looking like the spoilt cnt you are.

 

[failsworthblueboy]

From a rag on mushbook
Wankers c'mon blues

Derby day. A friendly reminder. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep, money can buy you a clock but no time, money can buy you a book but not knowledge, money can buy you a position but not respect, money can buy you medicine but not good health, money can buy you blood but not life, money can buy you sex but not love, money can even buy you a football club but it won't make you Manchester United.

So there is a silver lining

 

[BringBackSwales]

Ffs , i am going to carry on , sometimes it is true and sometimes it is ironic ,i like it

I’ll give you another opinion on what it is. It is a clique of inbred idiots who wanted to slag a CITY player off who they deemed wasn’t good enough, or was too lazy, or who wasn’t deemed to be as good as the other players. Just like Ilkay Gundogan was abused by certain “City fans” until he started scoring goals. And now that the inbreds have to accept that Mahrez isn’t what they said he was, it’s referred to as irony. It isn’t fucking irony, it’s fucking shit, and really fucking tedious boring shit.

 

[SanPellegrini]

The one thing I miss this year is that buzz around the city, with pubs packed, the city at a standstill, and that unique pre match feeling at the etihad

We’ll have to wait until next year for that, but thanks to this forum and a couple of beers, I’ll be feeling pretty pumped for this one.

Let’s humiliate them