Manchester City 2nd Deloitte Football Money League for 2022/23 (pg16)

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Top of revenue charts again showing just how well marketed we're as a club. Oil money though will be the claims haha love it, can almost taste the salty tears of our bitter rivals losing the plot today.


Breathe it in lads.
 
Piss boiling time again!

Manchester City retain their position at the top of the Money League and for the second time were the club to generate the highest revenue in world football. This caps off a rapid rise up the rankings, with the club having only broken into the top five for the first time in 2015/16. This growth has been fuelled by an increase in commercial revenue (up €65m to €373m in 2021/22), which is a new Premier League record.

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Our numbers are insane.
Oh, it must be those cheating Arabs.
Let me see……All our sponsors come from AbuDhabi with the fees paid by the good sheik; Mansour buys 20,000 tickets for each home match; The AD sovereign wealth fund bungs us £20m each month (I know that’s correct because the Grauniad says so); our accounts are falsified; we get an unfair advantage by being state owned.
Alternatively: We are superbly managed by Khaldoon and the Executive team.
 
Our numbers are insane.
Oh, it must be those cheating Arabs.
Let me see……All our sponsors come from AbuDhabi with the fees paid by the good sheik; Mansour buys 20,000 tickets for each home match; The AD sovereign wealth fund bungs us £20m each month (I know that’s correct because the Grauniad says so); our accounts are falsified; we get an unfair advantage by being state owned.
Alternatively: We are superbly managed by Khaldoon and the Executive team.

You forgot there’s a grand conspiracy involving hundreds of employees, our sponsors, hundreds of their employees, our auditors and all their staff, our sponsors’ auditors and all their thousands of staff, all our players, their agents, their families and friends as well as the entire staff of the FA to all be aware of our cheating yet none of them breathe even a word of it for more than a decade

It’s bigger than the moon landings, JFK and 9/11 fakes combined
 
You forgot there’s a grand conspiracy involving hundreds of employees, our sponsors, hundreds of their employees, our auditors and all their staff, our sponsors’ auditors and all their thousands of staff, all our players, their agents, their families and friends as well as the entire staff of the FA to all be aware of our cheating yet none of them breathe even a word of it for more than a decade

It’s bigger than the moon landings, JFK and 9/11 fakes combined
It sounds ridiculous doesn’t it? Yet this grand conspiracy was relied on by UEFA at CAS and the press thought we escaped because we had such clever lawyers. I understand our team at CAS were gobsmacked at the end of Day 1, when it became clear that this was the total sum of the case against us, plus of course press versions of some partly faked emails which they had been told in advance CAS would not accept as evidence.
Monica slept soundly that night, wish I’d been there.
 

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