[Halftime last week]
Jose: Look Pep, I know we've had our differences, but you've gotta take pity, we're getting crucified out there.
Pep: Yeah, and we aren't even playing our strongest team.
Jose: Look Pep, I did you a solid in signing Alexis and that donkey Pogba, so how about you let us have this one and in return I'll spend another couple of hundred million on total shite in the summer and lose at home next week.
Pep: Okay, it's a deal. But why would you deliberately ruin United's long term prospects just to save face in one game? Oh, right...
Jose and Pep: Ha ha ha!!!