"Manchester City taught me...

That the piss in the burger water vans behind the Kippax was definitely a hazard to my health, but probably made the burgers taste better
 
...that I prefer to be in the minority/difficult option than with the majority/easy option (i.e. growing up down south and following my dad's team rather than joining the swathes of Utd supports in these parts).

Even when we were shit I was always so glad to be a blue.
 
To not be a glory hunter and follow the masses.Of course that's when we were shit and all my mates were Rags or Bindippers.
Now of course i am a glory hunter to them sad twats.
 
That the piss in the burger water vans behind the Kippax was definitely a hazard to my health, but probably made the burgers taste better
Jesus. There used to be a fella outside the Oaks on Barlow Moor Road years ago that pissed in the burger water. I thought we were better than that. Please tell me it's a wind up.
 
Jesus. There used to be a fella outside the Oaks on Barlow Moor Road years ago that pissed in the burger water. I thought we were better than that. Please tell me it's a wind up.


I'm hoping it's an urban myth but that could be clutching at straws.
 
Jesus. There used to be a fella outside the Oaks on Barlow Moor Road years ago that pissed in the burger water. I thought we were better than that. Please tell me it's a wind up.
Course it's a wind up. They were just taking the piss.










With ketchup mustard and onions, usually.
 

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