"Manchester City taught me...

[Mike N]

How to be loyal.

 

[Jazzman]

That there is more to football than winning.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The noble art of sink pissing.

 

[DT King of all Geordies]

... that Chipmunks make tasty crisps.

 

[remember arthur mann]

How to understand hypertension !!

 

[dom]

Karma

 

[crazyg]

The noble art of sink pissing.

Mas que un sink?

 

[george22]

It ain't over till it's over

 

[marcoboogers]

To be humble

 

[dark 'n stormy]

That a small round bread product was called a 'barm'.

 

[crazyg]

Not to eat mouseburgers in the Kippax.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

To be humble

I have to respectfully disagree with this.

 

[whitenoise]

That you can love a pigs ear and truly believe it's silk.
When it really becomes silk you know you were right all along.

 

[middleton___blue]

...to expect the unexpected.

 

[manimanc]

To be massive.

 

[ADegenerate]

That soccer isn't gay.

 

[BlueTG]

I have to respectfully disagree with this.

You egotistical ****

 

[BlueTG]

That soccer isn't gay.

How could soccer be homosexual?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You egotistical ****

You've only just noticed?

 

[1894southstander]

That this city is ours.