Manchester United Globe Trotters FC

jrb said:
*MODS*

Can we keep this thread separate from the other United threads? Thanks. I'm sure we'd like to follow their World Tour next season. ;-)

YCMIU.

It just get's better at the Theatre Of Debt And Comedy.

Hopefully this brilliant idea, along with appointing the Chosen One(#SOD), will happen. Seeing the Manchester United Globe Trotters touring the World, while City play in next seasons CL, will be hilarious.

One more thing.

The next time any Rag mentions, Billionaires, Sugar Daddy, buying success, etc, just mention Manchester United Globe Trotters FC.

Manchester United, ruining World Football Tours since 2014.

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Swapping Europe for money making friendlies

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Men.

United will play friendlies on other side of the world if they don't qualify for Europe

28 Feb 2014 22:30

A place in next season’s Champions League via the top four is hanging by a thread.

United are set play lucrative worldwide friendlies next season if they fail to qualify for Europe.

A place in next season’s Champions League via the top four is hanging by a thread.

If David Moyes’ side win the trophy in May they would be in the tournament next season. But they face a 2-0 deficit in the second leg of their last-16 tie with Olympiacos.

And the Reds, currently sixth, face a dogfight to even gain a Europa League place with the only the fifth-placed team guaranteed entry.

United would save revenue by not qualifying for Europe with the players denied performance-related bonuses.

But they are considering visits to the Far or Middle East on Champions League nights to raise income.

The club haven’t decided if Europa League matches would be included in the automatic cup ticket scheme.

MEN.


Comment: Forget this United friendlies farce

1 Mar 2014 12:27

News that United are considering playing lucrative overseas friendlies next season if they fail to qualify for Europe is yet another own goal from the Reds at a time when they should be putting match-going fans, not money, first.

News that United are considering playing lucrative overseas friendlies next season if they fail to qualify for Europe is yet another own goal from the Reds.

It smacks of a club obsessed with generating money rather than producing the best results on the pitch for its hardcore local fans.

And at a time when the loyalty of match-going supporters is being severely tested by a series of insipid displays from the players, it is the long suffering faithful who should be put first, not the bottom line.

The motivation for the friendlies plan is understandable.

The revenue shortfall caused by dropping out of the Champions League will hit the club hard.

The winning Champions League club will earn well in excess of £100m from the competition when TV, gate, sponsorship and performance bonus revenue is added up. Even an average performance in the tournament would net around half that.

In the 2012-13 campaign, when United were knocked out by Real Madrid in the last 16, they earned around £52m from the competition and the money men at United will be all too aware of that.

But here is the nub of the matter.

If the club is so committed to long-term values and stability, then they should not scrabble around for the missing millions on the balance sheet by playing in a raft of hastily arranged, inconvenient friendlies next season that could damage their chances of getting into the 2015/16 Champions League and beyond.

The club should go back to basics on the field.

If United don't qualify for Europe next season, they should use it to their advantage in the Premier League.

When the likes of Chelsea, Arsenal, City and possibly Liverpool are on the red-eye flight back from Moscow at 1am on a Thursday morning ahead of a busy domestic weekend, United's players should be tucked up in their Alderley Edge mansions, resting up.

Players are proven to be more effective if they have more rest. And they are also proven to be less injury prone.

If United had Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie fit and firing for the whole season they would be there or thereabouts in the title race - just look at the 2012/13 season. Van Persie scored 26 goals to win the Golden Boot and United romped the league.

By contrast, jetting around the globe in pursuit of a dollar would hand that competitive advantage right back to United's rivals.

And it risks a long-term spiral of decline.

One season out of the Champions League is manageable. United are through the most risky part of the Glazers debt plan at the club and their latest financial figures showed record revenues.

The club's great name - built up by over a century of tradition, glory and sadly tragedy - has been hawked around the globe to great financial benefit. Mister Potato (official savoury snack partner), Mamee (United's official noodles partner for Asia, Oceania and the Middle East) and a host of other partners have have done deals with the Reds.

As such United can buy big this summer, get themselves back into the Champions League and back on track.

But a more prolonged spell away from Europe's elite competition would not be sustainable.

Sponsors would be less inclined to link up and top players would demand enormous salaries to play at a club outside the Champions League if they would consider coming at all.

Fans would be denied the great European nights that have etched the Reds' name into football folklore.

It is time to put the club's core fans first again.

For one season the revenue column on the spreadsheets might look a bit thin.

But for the long-term good of the club and for the thousands of fans who hand over their hard-earned cash every other week to go and watch, this friendlies plan should be forgotten.

So let me get this straight.. The scum who are not in the CL will play other teams not in the CL on the same night that proper CL games will be played..

Ahh..the real Chumps League!!
 
I sincerely hope united qualify for Europe this year.
A few games nice and early should end their "lucrative" USA pre-season tour plans. Another plus will be the season ticket holders reactions to the Glazer family forcing them to buy tickets for the home game against the Armenian national champions or the runners up of the Kazakhstani league.
 
apparently they can charge £3m a game , for these lucrative friendlies , the Glazers are pimping the "greatest club in the world" around asia , as we speak , selling to the highest bidder , like a cheap whore , How the mighty have fallen , even the bindippers are taking the piss out of them now , karma is a wonderful thing.
 
Navas >>| Fast Forward said:
I sincerely hope united qualify for Europe this year.
A few games nice and early should end their "lucrative" USA pre-season tour plans. Another plus will be the season ticket holders reactions to the Glazer family forcing them to buy tickets for the home game against the Armenian national champions or the runners up of the Kazakhstani league.

Looks like the plan would be to get out of Europa League before group stages

All their big signings will be keen to sign up for friendlies instead of ECL
 
prestonibbo_mcfc said:
Vienna_70 said:
prestonibbo_mcfc said:
Unlike the original Harlem Globetrotters, this lot will have 11 lemons playing for them.

And no Curly, but a wiggy!

Ha ha. Harlem Globetrotters was such a long while ago. Was there a Weetabix head in them ;-)

That's who I was referring to!
 
According to The Straits Times yesterday, rags in negotiations to sign a three year contract with Wang Ho Industries, headquartered in Singapore.

"Our commercial sports insider can reveal that Manchester United and Wang Ho are close to finalizing a three-year, 100m SGD [about 50m sterling] deal for the use of Manchester United's crest and various other proprietary images on Wang Ho's line of adult lubricating gels and creams. Wang Ho is especially interested in marketing its best-selling anal lubricating gel to mainland China, notably around the Shanghai economic zone, to coincide with United's planned tour of the ASEAN states and the southern PRC which is purported to begin in mid June 2014."
 

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