Manchester United (h) pre-match thread

[axlgod]

Beware Herrera today. He will dive and roll around and whinge. His sole objective will be to even the numbers up 10 against 11.

this.
He is a dirty snidy bastard.
I think the reason he’s always in the refs face is because, the ref is questioning whether he is a lesbian.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Have the MIBS targeted Mary D's yet?

They will probably take the easy option and run a few dad's n' lads, women and pensioners to give a cowardly slap or two, like they do.

 

[Scouse Blue]

Too early to start drinking?

Nope. Just preparing roast beef dinner, and cracked open a 630 ml Singha :-)

 

[mosssideblue]

Beware Herrera today. He will dive and roll around and whinge. His sole objective will be to even the numbers up 10 against 11.

TBH, most of the team are experts at these dark arts

 

[Bob the Baker]

Never think That I’ve ever felt so calm on derby day. I’m expecting a very strong statement for the other title hopefuls.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Leaving in a couple of hours. Lunch at Tebay, a pint or two when we get to the stadium then watch the best team in the world dismantle this mid table rag tag bunch. I think we may get 5 today with Raheem motm.

 

[mosssideblue]

"Whoever wins, at least MU are a team worth watching now. If we can mix it with their midfield, with Fellaini, Herrera and Pogba then we may get lucky."

 

[Deleted member 81382]

I'd normally have had 2 or 3 shits by now

Cheers for that pal.

 

[Ric]

Cheers for that pal.

*pushes Weetabix to one side*

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Matic and Fellani start it could get ugly for them, zero legs and no link to the attack.

Big question for Pep is does he go with Mahrez or Leroy? Thought he kept Sane and Aguero away from the Shaktah purposefully for them to be fresh to tear the raggies a new one.