Barcon
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What do you call a woman with two c-nts?
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Manchester United Jokes
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muscles
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Mrs, Neville.Barcon said:What do you call a woman with two c-nts?
panzer1311
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I was looking on MUFC.com the other night,when my wife walked in and caught me. so to save embarrassment, I quickly whipped my cock out and pretended to be wanking........
r.soleofsalford
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chuckle one, is a term of endearment for probably the best, most handsome and intelligent full back, nay footballer in the world
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muscles
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20 M.I.B`s walked into COMS last Tuesday, but left shortly after, when they found out there was no Ice-cream or Candyfloss on sale.
johntech61
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Two rags fall off a cliff
boom boom
boom boom
muscles
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Whisky nose has promised a new face at the swamp this window. Rooney and Neville are fighting over it.
Belfastblue
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What's the difference between a rag and a trampoline? You take your boots off when you are jumping on a trampoline.
dick slexia
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Help please. I am paying £68 Million in interest alone
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Please help me. I currently run a company that owns a ropey football club and have found myself £716 million in debt.
No matter what I do, it won't go away. I try and blame everyone else and even managed to sell a greasy footballer from Portugal for a pretty penny but all I'm left with is a few old boys, a couple of kids and a pit bull terrier. I might be able to get something for the dog but the rest won't raise much
Anyone have any ideas? You are my last hope. I would ask the supporters but I can't even afford the petrol to drive south of Watford...
Please help me. Why I even bothered to leave America I'll never know
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Please help me. I currently run a company that owns a ropey football club and have found myself £716 million in debt.
No matter what I do, it won't go away. I try and blame everyone else and even managed to sell a greasy footballer from Portugal for a pretty penny but all I'm left with is a few old boys, a couple of kids and a pit bull terrier. I might be able to get something for the dog but the rest won't raise much
Anyone have any ideas? You are my last hope. I would ask the supporters but I can't even afford the petrol to drive south of Watford...
Please help me. Why I even bothered to leave America I'll never know
Blueboy Danny
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A woman rather nervously visits her Doctor, shs sits down and without looking at the wise physician asks quietly,
"Doctor? urmm, is it possible to become pregnant from having anal sex?"
The Doctor leans forward sympathetically and holds the womans hand,
"Why of course it is my dear, where do you think Man Utd fans come from?"
"Doctor? urmm, is it possible to become pregnant from having anal sex?"
The Doctor leans forward sympathetically and holds the womans hand,
"Why of course it is my dear, where do you think Man Utd fans come from?"