Manchester Utd (A) Pre Match Thread

[teddykgb]

Matic and Herrera won't get within an asses roar of kdb and Silva. Kdb will run riot here.

Lingard in to stop Fernandinho picking up handy ball.

If Sane and Raz are at it, we will absolutely crush these today.

Herrera will do his usual fake hard man routine and will be jawing at someone after a shitty unprofessional foul within 20. Matic on the other hand will be running around committing 200 little fouls like he always does which is why PEG was whining about professional fouls this week I'm sure. They are definitely going to foul Kev and DS as much as they can get away with. A 1st half yellow for either of them would help us immensely. And whichever gets the yellow will be replaced on 60 with bogbrush if he made the team who will have the same instructions

 

[mscenterh750]

That team of rag ****s sent out by that **** of a gaffer of theirs, shows that all their eggs have been put in one basket in the hope of beating us, their bench is wank, while ours has game changers on it. This will play into our hands beautifully today, with Spanish Dave, De Bruyne and our pacy front three having a field day.

My daughter is currently playing a game of fifa against the rags at Old Trafford, and is winning 1-4, Sane scoring the 4th. I told her that whatever score you best em, is the score we'll win today.

 

[GeorgeHeslop'sTackle.]

Or maybe it’s because Aguero hasn’t scored from open play since the Napoli game and Jesus offers far more movement.

Spot on!... Though Understandably, I think Sergio may still be recovering mentally from his accident

 

[lionheart]

With Arsenal & Liverpool both dropping two points today. I would be more than happy with a boring 0-0 with no injuries or red cards.

 

[Silvercloud]

Well if there is a victory today, whoever gets it has had an almost perfect weekend with this set of results. All in our own hands.

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

go on then. tell me someone better. certainly not jesus.

way to support the team Bill :-)

 

[SWP's back]

rags will be buzzing over this.

that tells you everything.

They aren’t on their forum. They’re gutted.

 

[FFPbegone]

So fucking nervous. No idea what will happen. This is what football is about. Come on city!!!!!!

 

[inchy14]

Knock us off our perch?? Hasn’t he seen a league table the stupid ****.

 

[chestervegasblue]

With Arsenal & Liverpool both dropping two points today. I would be more than happy with a boring 0-0 with no injuries or red cards.

0-0s in Derbys are never boring; they're excruciating!